So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5310. | Victor (victorhz) | 97.96 | 90% | 2016-02-22 |
| 5311. | 2cgucdhk (2cgucdhk) | 97.96 | 98% | 2020-07-08 |
| 5312. | M (mrwiggles77) | 97.96 | 99% | 2022-10-22 |
| 5313. | good story bro (pick6) | 97.96 | 98% | 2012-12-24 |
| 5314. | rasmus (rasmustja) | 97.96 | 90% | 2012-10-13 |
| 5315. | Charles (citirased) | 97.95 | 99% | 2022-06-09 |
| 5316. | Icy (icystorm) | 97.95 | 90% | 2016-04-28 |
| 5317. | Timmy (chet09) | 97.95 | 99% | 2022-03-20 |
| 5318. | Brandon (bzeed) | 97.94 | 99% | 2018-03-22 |
| 5319. | Jenny (jennychangusa) | 97.93 | 94% | 2016-02-16 |
| 5320. | sleepy (sleepy_tf) | 97.93 | 98% | 2022-10-31 |
| 5321. | Aidan (zoreoam) | 97.93 | 97% | 2021-03-24 |
| 5322. | Aaron (airpu) | 97.93 | 97% | 2017-10-30 |
| 5323. | Shingo (shingoshoji) | 97.93 | 95% | 2021-12-12 |
| 5324. | 🐌 (anonion) | 97.93 | 97% | 2019-08-23 |
| 5325. | azzm (typefreaks) | 97.93 | 98% | 2011-12-03 |
| 5326. | Ryo (ryonamba) | 97.92 | 99% | 2022-12-05 |
| 5327. | Tristan (xdtristan) | 97.92 | 97% | 2020-10-23 |
| 5328. | Andrew (greatfighter10) | 97.92 | 97% | 2021-06-29 |
| 5329. | QWERTY NoQuit (iamdoop) | 97.92 | 97% | 2021-06-28 |
| 5330. | Nam (theshiznut) | 97.91 | 97% | 2016-04-26 |
| 5331. | Vince (xxxvintacion) | 97.91 | 98% | 2019-08-07 |
| 5332. | Michael (v3spula) | 97.91 | 98% | 2022-03-11 |
| 5333. | Spencer (spencerb) | 97.91 | 96% | 2014-02-26 |
| 5334. | ehe (aeronsic) | 97.90 | 99.4% | 2023-10-17 |
| 5335. | Gb9vsUyEfXfK (a6wpaejayfpr) | 97.90 | 89% | 2016-12-24 |
| 5336. | Stephen (stevenick) | 97.89 | — | 2008-12-27 |
| 5337. | e (edvinb) | 97.89 | 96% | 2022-06-17 |
| 5338. | Pedro (pedro5370) | 97.89 | 99% | 2021-10-18 |
| 5339. | Ligma (eat_water_type_fast) | 97.88 | 99% | 2022-03-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |