As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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25920. | YourMother (yourmotherlol) | 38.07 | 95.4% | 2021-02-18 |
25921. | BadKarma (_bk_always_) | 38.04 | 96% | 2023-06-08 |
25922. | El (kandel) | 38.04 | 93% | 2019-06-02 |
25923. | Sarah (talkingtree) | 38.03 | 96% | 2017-08-30 |
25924. | TrueLove (jamassasin99) | 38.02 | 75% | 2016-07-21 |
25925. | KGHZY (kghzy) | 37.96 | 93% | 2021-11-02 |
25926. | JenJen (jsoto1977) | 37.95 | 91% | 2017-02-27 |
25927. | Typer (tryper_maks) | 37.90 | 95% | 2023-09-14 |
25928. | Rielle (rielle_2) | 37.89 | 95% | 2023-08-23 |
25929. | happypie (happypie12345) | 37.89 | 86% | 2015-10-21 |
25930. | J (saltius) | 37.87 | 92% | 2021-02-09 |
25931. | Mr (linearthrone22) | 37.86 | 96% | 2017-08-31 |
25932. | Levon (lazer_zx5) | 37.84 | 93% | 2019-05-18 |
25933. | Alamin (alamin81) | 37.68 | 92% | 2015-10-28 |
25934. | odezzki (odezzki) | 37.67 | 95% | 2017-05-22 |
25935. | sagar (sagarlama) | 37.66 | 94% | 2023-03-30 |
25936. | Dylan (iambread77) | 37.64 | 93% | 2021-02-26 |
25937. | Kirill (ki_mdr) | 37.61 | 95.1% | 2021-01-27 |
25938. | Adam (slave_of_my_creator) | 37.59 | 95% | 2021-07-05 |
25939. | luv (luv_bhardwaj) | 37.59 | 89% | 2015-10-30 |
25940. | seema (seema1607) | 37.57 | 95% | 2022-12-26 |
25941. | Shannia (dootiee) | 37.52 | 94.8% | 2021-02-17 |
25942. | Shubra (shubra) | 37.51 | 93% | 2015-06-08 |
25943. | rafew (rafew) | 37.40 | 93% | 2021-05-03 |
25944. | Matteo (el_mathew) | 37.33 | 93% | 2023-07-10 |
25945. | sjr (sj_rifat) | 37.32 | 94% | 2023-05-11 |
25946. | Jooooan (joooooam) | 37.32 | 93% | 2021-03-06 |
25947. | Ahmed (ahmedeldeebo) | 37.32 | 91% | 2020-12-07 |
25948. | Vax (vaxnova0) | 37.30 | 92% | 2021-05-14 |
25949. | Pramod (pramod420) | 37.30 | 89% | 2017-03-01 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |