The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22091. | PUBALO (pubalo_) | 68.58 | 95% | 2015-05-26 |
| 22092. | Alex (ninjabassist777) | 68.58 | 100% | 2014-11-16 |
| 22093. | Raymond (raymondo111) | 68.57 | 90% | 2013-12-01 |
| 22094. | OnlyStanz (tanni) | 68.57 | 99% | 2020-08-23 |
| 22095. | Bone (mrstyles) | 68.57 | 94% | 2014-01-28 |
| 22096. | Mitchell (mitchell721) | 68.57 | 97% | 2022-03-26 |
| 22097. | mohammed (mohad12211) | 68.57 | 93% | 2021-07-24 |
| 22098. | Jaspreet (jassi) | 68.57 | 99% | 2014-06-13 |
| 22099. | Alexander (anfauglit) | 68.56 | 99% | 2020-11-19 |
| 22100. | Pavlos (pavlogd) | 68.56 | 96% | 2022-12-20 |
| 22101. | Bùi (blackfl_12) | 68.56 | 97% | 2021-06-04 |
| 22102. | Dylan (the_plumber) | 68.56 | 97% | 2011-05-25 |
| 22103. | Spindel (spindelhalla) | 68.56 | 94% | 2015-10-17 |
| 22104. | mrghost (mrghost) | 68.55 | 95% | 2016-07-15 |
| 22105. | thanhmy3love (thanhmy3love) | 68.55 | — | 2010-06-23 |
| 22106. | crudosu (crudosu) | 68.55 | 96.1% | 2021-02-23 |
| 22107. | James (thsteal) | 68.54 | 91% | 2014-06-21 |
| 22108. | Ryan (decirom) | 68.54 | 95% | 2020-05-05 |
| 22109. | freebagofgold (freebagofgold) | 68.54 | 95% | 2022-04-12 |
| 22110. | Dhruv (lord_benjamin) | 68.54 | 97% | 2023-07-06 |
| 22111. | Luthfi (luthfi552) | 68.54 | 96% | 2020-12-11 |
| 22112. | iamslow (iambad) | 68.54 | — | 2009-05-13 |
| 22113. | Tom (motionx) | 68.54 | 93% | 2013-01-21 |
| 22114. | Jantzenpaul (sstruck007) | 68.54 | 94% | 2015-12-19 |
| 22115. | Nam (nkbinladen) | 68.54 | — | 2010-03-28 |
| 22116. | Santi (acolombian) | 68.54 | 96% | 2019-02-07 |
| 22117. | आकाश (akashs) | 68.53 | 91% | 2015-09-13 |
| 22118. | delilah18 (delilah18) | 68.53 | — | 2010-12-21 |
| 22119. | Sh.t (crackracer) | 68.53 | 89% | 2013-09-23 |
| 22120. | Brett (alrightbro) | 68.53 | 97% | 2019-07-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |