So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12751. | Askur (askur00) | 80.42 | 98% | 2021-07-16 |
| 12752. | Erick (velasco1) | 80.42 | 98% | 2015-08-30 |
| 12753. | iglo3141 (iglo3141) | 80.42 | 96% | 2022-03-14 |
| 12754. | Andrea (dredawg) | 80.42 | 96% | 2011-07-19 |
| 12755. | Jonathan (bubbler123) | 80.42 | 97% | 2015-03-25 |
| 12756. | Eastsky712 (eastsky712) | 80.41 | 95% | 2022-11-20 |
| 12757. | Scon (sconball) | 80.41 | 95.8% | 2023-10-20 |
| 12758. | Jake (jakejungkook) | 80.41 | 98% | 2023-01-17 |
| 12759. | Jia (jialak) | 80.41 | 97% | 2019-01-30 |
| 12760. | krisr17 (kk017) | 80.41 | 97% | 2021-07-12 |
| 12761. | sin (dalysin) | 80.41 | 98% | 2022-09-12 |
| 12762. | Erick (smittywerben) | 80.41 | 97% | 2021-03-13 |
| 12763. | h (ewesey) | 80.41 | 91% | 2015-12-13 |
| 12764. | Adhitya (borakx007) | 80.41 | 97% | 2020-09-12 |
| 12765. | Rajesh (rajeshbetty) | 80.41 | 96% | 2011-12-21 |
| 12766. | Beth (janbeth) | 80.41 | 98% | 2014-08-03 |
| 12767. | I always win. (ialwayswin) | 80.40 | 91% | 2012-03-30 |
| 12768. | Marxal 㥅 (mcmontilde) | 80.40 | 97% | 2017-06-27 |
| 12769. | Beagle (beagledantes) | 80.40 | 96% | 2018-11-23 |
| 12770. | peck&hunt (louieah) | 80.40 | 98% | 2020-08-16 |
| 12771. | Napol (narachat) | 80.40 | 95% | 2016-10-05 |
| 12772. | Josh (joshc4) | 80.39 | 94% | 2018-05-22 |
| 12773. | David (unifoon) | 80.39 | 97% | 2012-01-12 |
| 12774. | hello (winter_tree) | 80.39 | 96% | 2020-07-14 |
| 12775. | Vignesh (viggie) | 80.39 | 99% | 2022-06-16 |
| 12776. | akash (phantom_07) | 80.39 | 97% | 2020-06-13 |
| 12777. | Do people have computers in... | 80.39 | 99% | 2023-03-05 |
| 12778. | Nonna (spaceace77) | 80.39 | 97% | 2015-02-16 |
| 12779. | Espen (fictive) | 80.39 | — | 2011-03-17 |
| 12780. | fireman sam (dongzuo) | 80.39 | 89% | 2012-10-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |