The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30993. | Rob (ebqs) | 51.33 | 95% | 2023-01-16 |
| 30994. | MistakesWereMade (workmanty... | 51.33 | 96% | 2021-03-30 |
| 30995. | Nikos (oikon7) | 51.33 | 90% | 2016-04-27 |
| 30996. | Jun Cheng (jun_cheng) | 51.33 | 96% | 2021-01-31 |
| 30997. | Samlan (cuties) | 51.33 | — | 2010-05-31 |
| 30998. | Brian jay (brianjay10) | 51.32 | 94% | 2018-11-03 |
| 30999. | Darrell (eyewitbass) | 51.30 | 97% | 2013-10-02 |
| 31000. | nope (clickplant) | 51.30 | 95.3% | 2021-02-02 |
| 31001. | kris (kriskarm) | 51.30 | 94% | 2015-09-22 |
| 31002. | Alpha (alphasaur) | 51.30 | 94% | 2016-08-19 |
| 31003. | Cindy (jsgrammy) | 51.29 | 94% | 2013-09-12 |
| 31004. | khubaib (gazi) | 51.29 | 98% | 2012-04-27 |
| 31005. | Nico (ryoji) | 51.28 | 93% | 2023-01-22 |
| 31006. | Aadil (a4d1l) | 51.28 | 93% | 2015-04-06 |
| 31007. | Ellen (funlover45) | 51.28 | — | 2011-03-09 |
| 31008. | KyleL (wakandaman) | 51.28 | 90% | 2019-01-11 |
| 31009. | Imeanyeah (i_meanyeah) | 51.27 | 95% | 2023-09-01 |
| 31010. | Xavi (xavi1123) | 51.27 | 95% | 2022-01-25 |
| 31011. | Emily (ylimesan) | 51.27 | 94% | 2019-10-18 |
| 31012. | Bethany (bethanyrose) | 51.25 | 89% | 2014-05-13 |
| 31013. | Michael Schumacher (danvln) | 51.23 | 86% | 2016-08-05 |
| 31014. | Ballu (rajp) | 51.23 | — | 2010-11-08 |
| 31015. | Akshat (kim375) | 51.22 | 94% | 2021-01-21 |
| 31016. | lam (lamdangnhap1) | 51.22 | 88% | 2014-05-15 |
| 31017. | Văn Thái (zeroenergy65) | 51.22 | 93% | 2014-09-19 |
| 31018. | Wieslaw (wieslawo) | 51.22 | 96% | 2016-08-21 |
| 31019. | Plunker (plunker) | 51.20 | 93% | 2021-03-28 |
| 31020. | CybrZero (cybrzero) | 51.20 | 95% | 2022-03-28 |
| 31021. | Rascasse (razcazze) | 51.19 | 96% | 2023-06-08 |
| 31022. | ASpeck (aspeckofdust) | 51.19 | 94% | 2021-01-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |