I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8019. | kenny (speedygonzalez18) | 91.61 | 96% | 2020-10-30 |
| 8020. | red_j (pepeworm_on_mech) | 91.61 | 95% | 2021-01-01 |
| 8021. | Q W E R T Y (chet01) | 91.61 | 96% | 2015-12-05 |
| 8022. | c8a0a697 (c8a0a697) | 91.61 | 97.2% | 2024-05-09 |
| 8023. | Robby Aronson (robbyaronson) | 91.60 | 98% | 2024-05-14 |
| 8024. | chc (chc442) | 91.60 | 96% | 2016-10-02 |
| 8025. | William (bnuldun) | 91.60 | 94% | 2016-02-05 |
| 8026. | montanaromero (montanaromero) | 91.59 | 97% | 2024-09-20 |
| 8027. | Mazin (mmazincham) | 91.59 | 98% | 2025-07-08 |
| 8028. | Square (squareslice) | 91.59 | 96% | 2020-09-14 |
| 8029. | musratte (musratte) | 91.59 | 97.1% | 2023-11-29 |
| 8030. | Koigokoro (broen_dreams) | 91.59 | 98% | 2023-01-14 |
| 8031. | Sean (qpalzm123) | 91.59 | 97% | 2021-04-04 |
| 8032. | ghostspirit (ghostspirit) | 91.59 | 98% | 2021-12-23 |
| 8033. | Chon (jonlwang) | 91.59 | 93% | 2016-06-11 |
| 8034. | Evani (evani78) | 91.59 | 94% | 2017-05-19 |
| 8035. | i_kyu (i_kyu) | 91.58 | 99% | 2023-12-09 |
| 8036. | Brandon (barndenn) | 91.58 | 98% | 2017-06-24 |
| 8037. | Bryan (ogbbae) | 91.58 | 98% | 2019-04-11 |
| 8038. | TJ (tjmcreyn86) | 91.57 | 97% | 2022-05-18 |
| 8039. | edi (ediz214) | 91.57 | 98% | 2022-01-15 |
| 8040. | Adam (mentalbrick) | 91.57 | 98% | 2023-02-25 |
| 8041. | Victor (newbeavictoryhase) | 91.57 | 96% | 2021-03-29 |
| 8042. | vyst (vystoric) | 91.57 | 98% | 2021-06-02 |
| 8043. | Filip (sucicf7) | 91.56 | 96% | 2025-12-01 |
| 8044. | ning (niing) | 91.56 | 98% | 2021-04-16 |
| 8045. | Doc Hudson (willlee_7) | 91.56 | 96% | 2023-01-30 |
| 8046. | Joshua (sangyoon1228) | 91.56 | 96.9% | 2021-02-17 |
| 8047. | pepega (dhikaprbd) | 91.56 | 93% | 2016-03-04 |
| 8048. | Robert (jstlink) | 91.56 | 96% | 2016-03-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |