The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8744. | Lucas (st3ezy) | 90.57 | 96.3% | 2024-09-17 |
| 8745. | Sherlock (caramel1995) | 90.57 | 98% | 2021-02-24 |
| 8746. | Val (codehacker707) | 90.57 | 96% | 2021-08-25 |
| 8747. | Chi (chisburger) | 90.56 | 98% | 2023-07-17 |
| 8748. | MeoWs (awfwe) | 90.56 | 98% | 2024-12-16 |
| 8749. | tstats[rtupps] (rtupps) | 90.56 | 96.7% | 2024-12-26 |
| 8750. | irbeans (irbeans) | 90.56 | 97% | 2022-02-28 |
| 8751. | William (michaelp_2222) | 90.56 | 98% | 2022-08-25 |
| 8752. | Huang.zy (amwzhenyu) | 90.56 | 96% | 2011-09-18 |
| 8753. | Lichhean (sinergy51) | 90.56 | 98% | 2020-02-09 |
| 8754. | Kyourn (yosteve) | 90.56 | 91% | 2014-08-27 |
| 8755. | I (willsvikki) | 90.56 | 94% | 2014-02-26 |
| 8756. | Raymond (rayymonddd) | 90.56 | 95% | 2013-10-18 |
| 8757. | dfgdfg (fallowbrinks) | 90.55 | 97% | 2024-02-29 |
| 8758. | kith (kith1066) | 90.55 | — | 2011-01-21 |
| 8759. | Missing (s6cppr) | 90.55 | 98% | 2012-07-26 |
| 8760. | Dave (davestud) | 90.54 | 98% | 2012-08-06 |
| 8761. | clappy (clappy_123) | 90.54 | 98.6% | 2023-11-11 |
| 8762. | Abizer (abizern) | 90.54 | 98.8% | 2024-05-04 |
| 8763. | simon (i_am_simon) | 90.54 | 97% | 2015-05-25 |
| 8764. | Samuel (bigbadblowfish) | 90.54 | 99% | 2019-01-06 |
| 8765. | adrian (aidsasis) | 90.54 | — | 2011-03-16 |
| 8766. | n9 (n9d0g) | 90.53 | 96% | 2024-01-09 |
| 8767. | Jake (sandy23) | 90.53 | 98% | 2019-01-26 |
| 8768. | TC Stinkey Mouse (thst4483) | 90.53 | 97% | 2021-10-12 |
| 8769. | my o key falls off (thonkang) | 90.53 | 98% | 2021-01-30 |
| 8770. | Christopher (ironman31) | 90.53 | — | 2011-04-21 |
| 8771. | Jtogsetd (jtogse822) | 90.52 | 98% | 2025-02-22 |
| 8772. | Juicy (juicytomato) | 90.52 | 97.5% | 2024-05-04 |
| 8773. | mars (marswork) | 90.52 | 98% | 2020-06-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |