Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2709. | sw0rd (sw0rd) | 73.68 | 96% | 2020-11-05 |
| 2710. | Viet (vietbui99) | 73.65 | 96% | 2018-08-10 |
| 2711. | Zia Ziang (leongziaziang) | 73.65 | 95% | 2018-11-20 |
| 2712. | Hong Jun (hongjun99) | 73.64 | 95% | 2018-08-28 |
| 2713. | Tien (tienf4m) | 73.64 | 97% | 2018-03-16 |
| 2714. | Hyeonjun (hyedks) | 73.64 | 96% | 2017-12-28 |
| 2715. | aoxiang (cuiaoxiang) | 73.64 | 98% | 2019-11-09 |
| 2716. | Ethan (chorb) | 73.64 | 98% | 2018-03-07 |
| 2717. | Suicyclone (suicyclone) | 73.61 | 96% | 2019-07-30 |
| 2718. | Kevin (kevkev28) | 73.61 | 94% | 2019-07-16 |
| 2719. | Ezra (account_name) | 73.60 | 98% | 2020-10-24 |
| 2720. | Lars (lblackfyre) | 73.60 | 96% | 2018-05-17 |
| 2721. | Marcin (marzelin) | 73.60 | 98% | 2018-12-28 |
| 2722. | Dum (getintherobotshinji) | 73.60 | 96% | 2019-02-28 |
| 2723. | Madison (wickedrouge) | 73.59 | 97% | 2019-04-01 |
| 2724. | Chris (wsicks) | 73.57 | 96% | 2018-11-16 |
| 2725. | tommy (tommyfall) | 73.56 | 97% | 2020-11-27 |
| 2726. | Not a dog (i_am_learning_to... | 73.56 | 96% | 2019-05-23 |
| 2727. | Goodshape (godshape) | 73.55 | 97% | 2020-07-08 |
| 2728. | Vyktor (kingvyktor45) | 73.54 | 98% | 2020-02-08 |
| 2729. | 🎈k (konnomon) | 73.54 | 97% | 2020-11-20 |
| 2730. | knicked (knicked) | 73.54 | 96% | 2020-02-27 |
| 2731. | Charls (charschemer) | 73.53 | 95% | 2020-03-10 |
| 2732. | Shadow (shadow_monarch) | 73.53 | 95% | 2021-07-26 |
| 2733. | Muhammad (yasin_court) | 73.53 | 97% | 2018-09-19 |
| 2734. | Ethan (an3223) | 73.52 | 98% | 2018-12-17 |
| 2735. | c (paradoxalpen) | 73.52 | 95% | 2019-10-19 |
| 2736. | Chris (chrisdelano) | 73.52 | 95% | 2017-10-23 |
| 2737. | antifragile (antifragile) | 73.51 | 96% | 2020-07-18 |
| 2738. | dabdab (dabmoney) | 73.50 | 94% | 2018-05-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |