The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18418. | Blankout (blankout) | 85.52 | 97% | 2011-12-29 |
| 18419. | Mahmoud (opssheesh) | 85.51 | 95% | 2021-06-04 |
| 18420. | ugluk (ugluk) | 85.51 | 97% | 2013-12-02 |
| 18421. | Bong (mevs14) | 85.51 | — | 2008-10-07 |
| 18422. | rofllex (rofllex) | 85.50 | 98% | 2023-06-18 |
| 18423. | Heath (dreams0_o) | 85.50 | 98% | 2021-01-23 |
| 18424. | Erick (smittywerben) | 85.50 | 97% | 2022-07-23 |
| 18425. | Hugi (hugi97) | 85.50 | 97% | 2018-10-30 |
| 18426. | Loong (zenloong) | 85.50 | 97% | 2018-08-25 |
| 18427. | Will (william_wang) | 85.49 | 99% | 2022-12-11 |
| 18428. | RonnyBoi (ronnyboi) | 85.49 | 96% | 2022-08-15 |
| 18429. | harshit (harshit712) | 85.49 | 97% | 2023-08-03 |
| 18430. | K3VIN (bootunstoppable) | 85.49 | 96% | 2018-07-22 |
| 18431. | Kit (kittoadinatha) | 85.49 | 97% | 2021-08-27 |
| 18432. | Hayk (hayk22) | 85.49 | 97% | 2012-01-16 |
| 18433. | Dana (rubiksgh3) | 85.49 | 93% | 2014-08-20 |
| 18434. | rrrrrr (1234567890987654321) | 85.48 | 91% | 2012-05-01 |
| 18435. | Madi (madsssss) | 85.48 | 97% | 2021-05-09 |
| 18436. | redboyofgoo (redboyofgoo) | 85.48 | 99% | 2021-01-13 |
| 18437. | Rishi (rishi_id) | 85.48 | 97% | 2016-09-21 |
| 18438. | Bob (fearlessreality) | 85.48 | 97% | 2016-10-27 |
| 18439. | Jordan (heartracing) | 85.48 | 90% | 2013-07-19 |
| 18440. | Not a dog (i_am_learning_to... | 85.48 | 97% | 2019-07-23 |
| 18441. | Seishiro (draego) | 85.47 | 98% | 2023-02-10 |
| 18442. | SPFover9000 (monkeyman143) | 85.47 | 97% | 2023-04-08 |
| 18443. | tstats[tomek1337] (tomek1337) | 85.47 | 97% | 2022-11-10 |
| 18444. | Fletch (anabananatheory) | 85.47 | 92% | 2011-06-13 |
| 18445. | _ (treestaars) | 85.47 | 95% | 2019-02-01 |
| 18446. | double (doubleliftisgod) | 85.47 | 93% | 2016-07-06 |
| 18447. | Kenilt (kenilt) | 85.46 | 99% | 2023-06-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |