I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2268. | Predelnik (shadydealer) | 82.86 | 97% | 2023-06-25 |
| 2269. | d.phuong (juliap) | 82.86 | 95.4% | 2024-04-07 |
| 2270. | Jacob (bimblamqwerty) | 82.84 | 96.6% | 2025-01-14 |
| 2271. | vic (vikk1234) | 82.84 | 96.4% | 2025-01-28 |
| 2272. | Bobbo (bobboonthecobbo) | 82.81 | 98% | 2024-05-14 |
| 2273. | Mashrur (mashrurhossain) | 82.81 | 95.1% | 2024-04-15 |
| 2274. | rodneee (rodneee) | 82.79 | 96.4% | 2023-11-05 |
| 2275. | rhys (_rhyun) | 82.78 | 97% | 2023-07-13 |
| 2276. | SpeedyGonzo (speedygonzo123) | 82.76 | 97% | 2024-08-19 |
| 2277. | memo (memost) | 82.74 | 97.6% | 2024-08-28 |
| 2278. | cntwl (propranolol) | 82.72 | 97% | 2024-12-05 |
| 2279. | Fable (jewelsome) | 82.72 | 97.6% | 2024-03-28 |
| 2280. | deeptrout (deeptrout) | 82.71 | 98% | 2023-09-05 |
| 2281. | zombie typer (zombietyper2k) | 82.70 | 97% | 2023-07-08 |
| 2282. | Dhruv (papleshpappu) | 82.67 | 95.6% | 2024-02-19 |
| 2283. | oliver (sushiboyking) | 82.67 | 96.9% | 2024-01-03 |
| 2284. | guest041717 (guest041717) | 82.66 | 97.6% | 2023-09-15 |
| 2285. | speedyqwertalez (i_am_a_nooby) | 82.66 | 96.9% | 2024-01-05 |
| 2286. | Alec (1lec) | 82.64 | 96.2% | 2024-04-18 |
| 2287. | Erich (558072) | 82.61 | 96.2% | 2024-10-17 |
| 2288. | TetraVoltX (wing_x) | 82.60 | 97.4% | 2023-10-11 |
| 2289. | Rian (bigbian) | 82.55 | 97% | 2024-03-11 |
| 2290. | Sebastian (4555) | 82.53 | 96.6% | 2023-05-26 |
| 2291. | womsajib (womsajib) | 82.53 | 98% | 2023-11-03 |
| 2292. | typing with one hand (daxpe... | 82.52 | 97% | 2025-03-27 |
| 2293. | SenAlice (gokamiso) | 82.47 | 98% | 2025-06-22 |
| 2294. | Umair (umair121) | 82.47 | 97.1% | 2023-10-19 |
| 2295. | Beans (bean1) | 82.46 | 98% | 2024-05-14 |
| 2296. | Suzaku (suzakucrono) | 82.46 | 96% | 2023-05-29 |
| 2297. | One Miss (onemiss) | 82.45 | 98% | 2023-09-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |