So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35694. | Rikki (shiner) | 37.05 | — | 2008-09-29 |
| 35695. | zalalala (zalalala) | 37.03 | 94% | 2020-12-16 |
| 35696. | CR7 (r_cr7) | 37.01 | 96% | 2023-07-04 |
| 35697. | Misbah Uddin (noob_misbah) | 37.01 | 92% | 2023-03-13 |
| 35698. | Jonathan (jlcboxall) | 37.00 | 92% | 2012-04-15 |
| 35699. | a1ways (pi___) | 36.96 | 84% | 2015-02-20 |
| 35700. | BEN (bensuen) | 36.95 | 96% | 2020-11-10 |
| 35701. | fff (hihi) | 36.95 | — | 2008-12-15 |
| 35702. | Venkat sai sukumar (venkat8) | 36.94 | 91% | 2013-06-07 |
| 35703. | Shelby (shelm29) | 36.92 | — | 2011-04-04 |
| 35704. | Leo (tttwinkling) | 36.91 | 94% | 2017-08-09 |
| 35705. | Ramakant (sakergayenr) | 36.91 | — | 2009-09-18 |
| 35706. | Hung (whocast) | 36.90 | — | 2009-09-14 |
| 35707. | Liuyuan (fragments) | 36.90 | 94% | 2016-11-23 |
| 35708. | KK (kklin0115) | 36.89 | 90.8% | 2023-07-24 |
| 35709. | Vale (looser) | 36.88 | — | 2008-11-08 |
| 35710. | Nando (hyprr) | 36.87 | 93% | 2021-09-10 |
| 35711. | yousef (dewberry_kun) | 36.87 | 93% | 2020-03-07 |
| 35712. | Nick (nalaro) | 36.85 | 78% | 2016-12-18 |
| 35713. | charlie (ck840204) | 36.85 | 94% | 2015-10-27 |
| 35714. | michivous (aranda_ann07@yah... | 36.85 | 95% | 2012-11-25 |
| 35715. | Melissa (yachinma) | 36.83 | 96% | 2014-04-14 |
| 35716. | L2Eng/sales (reddyreddy) | 36.79 | 90% | 2013-01-08 |
| 35717. | Zujun (rand42) | 36.77 | 88% | 2012-08-06 |
| 35718. | Arm (armkillbill) | 36.77 | — | 2009-09-01 |
| 35719. | Haise (haise0) | 36.77 | 97% | 2017-06-22 |
| 35720. | Soniya (soniya_rajendran) | 36.76 | 95% | 2022-11-05 |
| 35721. | sas911 (sas911) | 36.76 | 94.4% | 2021-02-15 |
| 35722. | hamza (hamzadi) | 36.76 | 93% | 2021-02-02 |
| 35723. | ada (kamwaa) | 36.76 | 90% | 2015-07-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |