I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11675. | Raymond (droid_za) | 82.97 | 98% | 2025-11-20 |
| 11676. | mika (snowghostie) | 82.97 | 98% | 2024-01-20 |
| 11677. | Incognito (im_incognito) | 82.97 | 97% | 2021-09-20 |
| 11678. | Rev (rev_) | 82.97 | 96% | 2020-03-10 |
| 11679. | Simon (siggyyo) | 82.96 | 95% | 2016-07-19 |
| 11680. | the best shoe (shoerims) | 82.95 | 97% | 2022-11-18 |
| 11681. | Steph (sosteph12) | 82.95 | 97% | 2020-04-21 |
| 11682. | Max (maxeyyyy) | 82.95 | 97% | 2020-09-16 |
| 11683. | naskoesuperqk (naskoemnogoqk) | 82.95 | 94.7% | 2023-11-26 |
| 11684. | (weeping_weeblet) | 82.95 | 95% | 2023-04-18 |
| 11685. | Ali (ali024) | 82.95 | 97% | 2018-04-21 |
| 11686. | Bach (bwv988) | 82.95 | 98% | 2019-07-22 |
| 11687. | Big (bigjohn05) | 82.94 | 97% | 2022-03-04 |
| 11688. | Matthew (liberz) | 82.94 | 93% | 2015-06-08 |
| 11689. | typeMonkey (type_monkey_fast) | 82.94 | 98% | 2026-02-01 |
| 11690. | Alex (iusedtobealex) | 82.94 | 93% | 2016-07-25 |
| 11691. | Timo (timblq) | 82.93 | 95.2% | 2024-06-13 |
| 11692. | tremar (saltsphinx) | 82.93 | 97% | 2025-09-28 |
| 11693. | Zanuh (mrelister) | 82.93 | 96.2% | 2023-05-17 |
| 11694. | Ereklo (ereklo) | 82.93 | 98% | 2023-12-09 |
| 11695. | Shabbir (abarakzai) | 82.93 | 97% | 2022-10-04 |
| 11696. | @smile.hnts on twitter (hyp... | 82.93 | 96% | 2021-11-06 |
| 11697. | HDShadow (erick_v) | 82.92 | 98% | 2020-04-18 |
| 11698. | g (pgar) | 82.92 | 96% | 2019-12-14 |
| 11699. | Sertaç (msaeternal) | 82.92 | 97% | 2018-05-18 |
| 11700. | Rachel (rachelstoutamire) | 82.92 | 90% | 2015-12-23 |
| 11701. | Colemak Enjoyer (leoileoisc... | 82.91 | 97% | 2021-01-03 |
| 11702. | schwabbler (schwabbler) | 82.90 | 98% | 2022-11-12 |
| 11703. | Vera (veong) | 82.90 | 97% | 2019-01-21 |
| 11704. | Ahmad (zoz201) | 82.90 | 96% | 2017-11-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |