When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9154. | Miriam (mretka) | 85.15 | 97% | 2021-07-15 |
| 9155. | vedsai (vedsai) | 85.15 | 97% | 2022-12-20 |
| 9156. | Hossein (hossein_nas) | 85.15 | 97% | 2022-12-18 |
| 9157. | Sonny (mapleserum) | 85.15 | 98% | 2020-07-09 |
| 9158. | person4268 (person4268) | 85.14 | 96% | 2019-03-11 |
| 9159. | YOURMUM (___yourdad___) | 85.14 | 100% | 2022-08-30 |
| 9160. | Archangel (arkhangelos) | 85.14 | 97% | 2024-05-29 |
| 9161. | Raymon (raymonzhang) | 85.14 | 97% | 2021-06-11 |
| 9162. | Duc (iamphduc) | 85.14 | 98.5% | 2024-04-01 |
| 9163. | Kumar (kumar_thapa1) | 85.14 | 97.4% | 2023-06-12 |
| 9164. | Maciej (thasobot) | 85.14 | 98% | 2021-03-04 |
| 9165. | tylgo (tylgo) | 85.13 | 97% | 2021-05-05 |
| 9166. | Ahmad (apathicss) | 85.13 | 96% | 2021-12-08 |
| 9167. | RecklessCookie (recklesscoo... | 85.13 | 96% | 2025-12-02 |
| 9168. | Adrian (adrianmonaghan) | 85.13 | 97% | 2022-03-29 |
| 9169. | frederik (birgerbrosa) | 85.13 | 97% | 2019-06-27 |
| 9170. | Shaan (shaan_syed) | 85.12 | 98.1% | 2024-04-14 |
| 9171. | Skraber (vilfred) | 85.12 | 96% | 2025-07-26 |
| 9172. | Average (vuzid) | 85.12 | 97.5% | 2021-02-06 |
| 9173. | Siberiano (hypnotizer) | 85.12 | 97% | 2019-09-29 |
| 9174. | Reis (ninjamaster60) | 85.11 | 98% | 2020-11-09 |
| 9175. | Aljoša (aljo5) | 85.11 | 98% | 2017-07-03 |
| 9176. | FS (kittyman31) | 85.11 | 99% | 2018-10-21 |
| 9177. | Keith (kbods) | 85.10 | 96% | 2018-05-07 |
| 9178. | Parker (skyvirun) | 85.09 | 96% | 2025-02-21 |
| 9179. | Abhi_Dvorak (abhyudaya_nair) | 85.09 | 98.2% | 2023-11-18 |
| 9180. | Sporak (cheeseballoon) | 85.09 | 98% | 2021-04-26 |
| 9181. | Kirk (murb_) | 85.09 | 95% | 2022-03-07 |
| 9182. | Apoorv Singhal (sasuke232) | 85.09 | 96% | 2023-02-02 |
| 9183. | Mochi (skylane) | 85.09 | 98% | 2018-03-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |