The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5324. | Joseph (jsph273) | 99.71 | 99.3% | 2021-01-31 |
| 5325. | Not-a-lie (notalie) | 99.71 | 92% | 2015-12-03 |
| 5326. | Monika (moni_type) | 99.71 | 93% | 2016-07-27 |
| 5327. | Daniel (metalspork) | 99.70 | 93% | 2011-08-01 |
| 5328. | Kerala (qualitystuff) | 99.69 | 97.2% | 2021-02-26 |
| 5329. | susuwu (auraexcalibur) | 99.69 | 98% | 2017-12-25 |
| 5330. | scarecrow (crowbait) | 99.68 | 97% | 2024-02-08 |
| 5331. | can't type :) (void7750) | 99.68 | 97.2% | 2021-02-15 |
| 5332. | Alex (pumaking49) | 99.68 | 96% | 2013-08-03 |
| 5333. | J (sn00p1) | 99.67 | 97% | 2024-07-22 |
| 5334. | gotta go (gotta_go_fast__) | 99.67 | 97% | 2021-12-21 |
| 5335. | HD (thetruehd) | 99.67 | 93% | 2015-05-17 |
| 5336. | Silver (silverninja) | 99.67 | 99% | 2016-05-13 |
| 5337. | Ivan (ivke) | 99.67 | 97% | 2012-12-31 |
| 5338. | Tryzerlol (tryzerlol) | 99.66 | 96% | 2012-11-07 |
| 5339. | ncf (broccoli_) | 99.66 | 92% | 2014-04-30 |
| 5340. | Martin (therealmartin) | 99.65 | 99% | 2023-05-08 |
| 5341. | Nicholas (hyping4typing) | 99.65 | 98% | 2014-11-04 |
| 5342. | Alex (ficachi) | 99.64 | 99% | 2022-03-27 |
| 5343. | tivo (tivotavo) | 99.63 | 98% | 2022-02-14 |
| 5344. | roadto200wpm hugo :33 (huvolt) | 99.63 | 96.2% | 2024-07-20 |
| 5345. | Jinsoul (4820) | 99.63 | 97% | 2022-08-11 |
| 5346. | ジョン (johnr_) | 99.63 | 98% | 2021-06-16 |
| 5347. | Roach (roachman) | 99.63 | 96% | 2014-01-23 |
| 5348. | Worf (swishkebab) | 99.62 | 96% | 2013-06-06 |
| 5349. | Qliques (qliques) | 99.60 | 97% | 2022-03-22 |
| 5350. | Rocko (rockotaco) | 99.60 | 96% | 2020-01-09 |
| 5351. | Ahri (strylas) | 99.59 | 98% | 2023-02-27 |
| 5352. | Boris (bb667) | 99.59 | 97% | 2021-06-04 |
| 5353. | Dave (gofasterplz) | 99.59 | 95% | 2016-09-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |