I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4479. | Ramiei (elli_y) | 101.87 | 98.5% | 2024-02-15 |
| 4480. | Christian (chrillzen) | 101.87 | 98% | 2022-10-19 |
| 4481. | DiscoOrc (discoorc) | 101.87 | 89% | 2016-07-06 |
| 4482. | ccnc (cc_n_c) | 101.86 | 97% | 2024-04-09 |
| 4483. | voon (yvonnie) | 101.86 | 97% | 2022-01-28 |
| 4484. | Shimmering (shimmeringdroplet) | 101.85 | 95.9% | 2021-02-01 |
| 4485. | san_ (san__) | 101.84 | 96% | 2022-12-29 |
| 4486. | William (willhyt) | 101.84 | 98% | 2020-11-30 |
| 4487. | Mr. (dyldodyldo) | 101.83 | 98% | 2023-01-25 |
| 4488. | kavin (guroux) | 101.83 | 99% | 2022-02-05 |
| 4489. | Jordi (gorlok) | 101.83 | 97% | 2016-03-06 |
| 4490. | Frank (frankxu) | 101.83 | 98% | 2018-09-05 |
| 4491. | 🦀Antique (ant1que) | 101.82 | 98% | 2020-02-24 |
| 4492. | DudaWamoFexburtze (neelazvi... | 101.81 | 98% | 2024-04-19 |
| 4493. | Patrick (relct) | 101.81 | 95% | 2017-02-22 |
| 4494. | Gert (gertoperto) | 101.81 | 99% | 2017-10-12 |
| 4495. | BetSin (betsin) | 101.80 | 98% | 2023-12-12 |
| 4496. | Christian (amici117) | 101.80 | 96% | 2022-12-16 |
| 4497. | kevin (fboi) | 101.80 | 98% | 2021-06-22 |
| 4498. | Chris (cuddd) | 101.80 | 97% | 2017-09-18 |
| 4499. | ryssh (ryssh) | 101.80 | 96% | 2015-04-06 |
| 4500. | Nicholas (hyping4typing) | 101.80 | 96% | 2015-05-24 |
| 4501. | Proton (proton_rizing) | 101.79 | 97% | 2022-11-08 |
| 4502. | Maybe (maybecow) | 101.79 | 98% | 2021-01-18 |
| 4503. | ninjapina (ninjapina) | 101.79 | 95% | 2016-12-30 |
| 4504. | Alex (thearguer) | 101.78 | 91% | 2015-09-28 |
| 4505. | RJ (lufulu) | 101.78 | 96% | 2022-03-23 |
| 4506. | Mitchell (grahan97) | 101.78 | 98.2% | 2021-02-17 |
| 4507. | dankriffs (dankriffs) | 101.77 | 97% | 2024-12-10 |
| 4508. | lettel (lettel) | 101.76 | 99% | 2023-09-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |