As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21293. | ScarlettSu (scarlettsu) | 57.86 | 96% | 2021-09-18 |
| 21294. | Athreya (thor1234) | 57.86 | 96% | 2023-01-28 |
| 21295. | beginner (beginner0820) | 57.85 | 95% | 2023-04-17 |
| 21296. | Lars (larswiebe) | 57.85 | 94% | 2015-04-13 |
| 21297. | Tuan (fifi199230) | 57.84 | 97% | 2020-07-06 |
| 21298. | - (dikiaap) | 57.84 | 93% | 2016-04-27 |
| 21299. | hussein (juuuumz) | 57.84 | 95% | 2018-11-28 |
| 21300. | Juan (carlitos220) | 57.83 | 96% | 2022-06-06 |
| 21301. | David (jdwalston) | 57.83 | 88% | 2016-08-31 |
| 21302. | Mishal (myk96) | 57.83 | 98% | 2023-07-24 |
| 21303. | Esti4545 (esti4545) | 57.83 | 97% | 2018-09-14 |
| 21304. | Jesse (alfonz) | 57.83 | 93% | 2016-06-16 |
| 21305. | Zain (zainabb) | 57.82 | 95% | 2021-08-24 |
| 21306. | haprz (haprz) | 57.82 | 98% | 2021-01-08 |
| 21307. | takuthis (hachiyuki_lover) | 57.82 | 97% | 2017-06-29 |
| 21308. | Muhammad Irfan (malikirfan66) | 57.81 | 97% | 2023-07-24 |
| 21309. | Steven (s0daa713) | 57.80 | 94% | 2021-06-22 |
| 21310. | Chase (clorenzen22) | 57.80 | 96.3% | 2021-02-18 |
| 21311. | 🔥Lullaby🎶🔥 (lull4by) | 57.80 | 94% | 2017-10-13 |
| 21312. | Andreas (a___g) | 57.80 | 95% | 2016-11-12 |
| 21313. | Nutchaphol (hyperh) | 57.80 | 96% | 2017-08-22 |
| 21314. | Archie (archie1435) | 57.80 | 92% | 2016-12-31 |
| 21315. | Hugh (randomtypin) | 57.79 | 95% | 2020-01-21 |
| 21316. | CSII3E (csii3e) | 57.79 | 97% | 2023-10-03 |
| 21317. | kizzgotnorest (kizznorest) | 57.79 | 96% | 2022-12-20 |
| 21318. | Slow (sleepyhead1515) | 57.79 | 95% | 2021-01-20 |
| 21319. | zero sum (zerosumm) | 57.78 | 98% | 2022-04-13 |
| 21320. | J3RK (jerkson666) | 57.78 | 97% | 2022-07-09 |
| 21321. | Tonmoy (ah_tonmoy) | 57.78 | 94.5% | 2023-10-02 |
| 21322. | batbaven (baislow) | 57.78 | 99% | 2022-03-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |