The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2042. | Shao (carpexxxdiem) | 129.85 | 99% | 2014-12-01 |
| 2043. | ghobeere jao (godknowswhy) | 129.85 | 97% | 2012-01-06 |
| 2044. | (nnas) | 129.83 | 99% | 2021-12-10 |
| 2045. | Jiyan (dual) | 129.83 | — | 2010-10-28 |
| 2046. | Tiffany (chiffanytin) | 129.83 | 95% | 2012-02-16 |
| 2047. | ElderKingpin (elderkingpin) | 129.82 | 98% | 2020-10-23 |
| 2048. | Jan (ashemon) | 129.82 | 98% | 2012-02-02 |
| 2049. | Joe (plsgimmeusername) | 129.82 | 98% | 2021-03-17 |
| 2050. | Diana (dkl2108) | 129.82 | 96% | 2015-01-05 |
| 2051. | Enoch (tangenoch) | 129.81 | 97% | 2012-05-23 |
| 2052. | Tucker (tuckerx187) | 129.81 | 100% | 2013-09-25 |
| 2053. | xSora (xsora) | 129.80 | 99% | 2022-08-12 |
| 2054. | Chad (sixpacksexy) | 129.78 | 98% | 2023-05-12 |
| 2055. | quit = 20wpm handicap (tgon... | 129.78 | 98% | 2022-04-02 |
| 2056. | < TM > (infinity_tom) | 129.78 | 99% | 2013-02-28 |
| 2057. | Cody (ace2cool) | 129.78 | — | 2010-07-09 |
| 2058. | G (hyperglide) | 129.77 | 97% | 2021-08-04 |
| 2059. | Heath (atpiii) | 129.76 | 99% | 2017-01-20 |
| 2060. | Austin (i_fail) | 129.74 | 97% | 2014-05-12 |
| 2061. | Christian (cslarsen) | 129.74 | 98% | 2017-05-07 |
| 2062. | Ahmed (nesbmido) | 129.73 | 98% | 2023-04-19 |
| 2063. | Christian (krisco) | 129.73 | 99% | 2022-03-30 |
| 2064. | Headhunter (burn) | 129.73 | — | 2009-01-22 |
| 2065. | Georg (dreadt666) | 129.72 | 99% | 2018-12-16 |
| 2066. | Wilson (ambiencewind) | 129.72 | 98% | 2016-03-14 |
| 2067. | V (viktiro) | 129.71 | 97% | 2022-08-17 |
| 2068. | Mathieu (_mathieu_) | 129.71 | 94% | 2015-06-07 |
| 2069. | skadoodle (veryez2k1) | 129.70 | 98% | 2016-05-20 |
| 2070. | Sporadic (howsporadic) | 129.68 | 99% | 2022-05-03 |
| 2071. | Andy (scimister) | 129.68 | 96% | 2013-03-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |