I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6568. | Burritoes (burritoess) | 95.57 | 97.6% | 2024-02-26 |
| 6569. | OhLookHavoc (pixelgaming) | 95.57 | 98% | 2021-01-24 |
| 6570. | Silingas (trustys) | 95.57 | 98.7% | 2024-01-16 |
| 6571. | Charlie Li (yale2026) | 95.57 | 98% | 2022-05-05 |
| 6572. | crow (ph4tomz) | 95.57 | 97.4% | 2024-06-28 |
| 6573. | 1234 (chuwii) | 95.57 | 96% | 2024-03-28 |
| 6574. | Rahul (protyper_rahulganesh) | 95.57 | 98.5% | 2021-01-29 |
| 6575. | Raju (rajiun_) | 95.56 | 99% | 2025-07-24 |
| 6576. | —Redd ○ (divergence) | 95.56 | 97% | 2022-08-12 |
| 6577. | Yan (betterjanek) | 95.56 | 96.7% | 2025-04-13 |
| 6578. | ke00 (ke00000) | 95.55 | 96% | 2024-11-06 |
| 6579. | Sandyjustdied (sandyjustdied) | 95.55 | 98% | 2023-10-22 |
| 6580. | Kasper (kasperjanholm) | 95.55 | 95% | 2016-10-02 |
| 6581. | Sabrina (haroldfinch) | 95.55 | 97% | 2018-05-17 |
| 6582. | x (mxlxdx) | 95.55 | 96% | 2018-09-15 |
| 6583. | D (dschrad) | 95.55 | 98% | 2017-09-19 |
| 6584. | Eastsky712 (eastsky712) | 95.54 | 98% | 2023-04-14 |
| 6585. | Kevin (hyperdubz) | 95.54 | 97% | 2016-09-07 |
| 6586. | Sean (masian08) | 95.54 | 98% | 2021-10-02 |
| 6587. | Jose (ayooooo) | 95.54 | 97% | 2021-03-13 |
| 6588. | Elijah (akagila) | 95.54 | 97% | 2020-01-02 |
| 6589. | Karandeep (justkarandeep) | 95.53 | 98% | 2023-09-25 |
| 6590. | Samuel (kellykellogs) | 95.53 | 97% | 2026-01-27 |
| 6591. | 🥇 Evan C. (evancnavarro) | 95.53 | 97% | 2017-08-06 |
| 6592. | Samuel (kuwerty1) | 95.52 | 99% | 2024-02-09 |
| 6593. | eargjaogjaogjaogjai (eargja... | 95.52 | 96% | 2023-09-27 |
| 6594. | Thanasis (bernard123123) | 95.52 | 96% | 2021-01-21 |
| 6595. | Scott (theking55555) | 95.52 | 96% | 2019-03-10 |
| 6596. | Alexandre (aletm) | 95.52 | 98% | 2020-11-30 |
| 6597. | Alec (1lec) | 95.51 | 98% | 2025-10-19 |
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| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |