I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1237. | Nikolai (nikovertus) | 132.39 | 97% | 2026-05-23 |
| 1238. | Peter (peterni) | 132.38 | 99% | 2019-01-17 |
| 1239. | Tan (tim0909) | 132.37 | 97% | 2025-11-02 |
| 1240. | GEDO (z222bk) | 132.33 | 98% | 2025-12-20 |
| 1241. | (pdlg) | 132.30 | 99% | 2020-02-03 |
| 1242. | 失败者 (palmtreeeee) | 132.25 | 99.4% | 2023-11-10 |
| 1243. | Cyclcrclicly (cyclcrclicly) | 132.25 | 96% | 2023-04-23 |
| 1244. | consistently inconsistent (... | 132.20 | 100% | 2024-01-22 |
| 1245. | Todd (jeez560) | 132.19 | 100% | 2025-06-05 |
| 1246. | Joe (typinthatfast) | 132.19 | 97% | 2017-11-02 |
| 1247. | Emma (kwonsoonyoung) | 132.18 | 99% | 2019-04-25 |
| 1248. | ekrpat (ekrpatdvorak) | 132.17 | 100% | 2020-09-01 |
| 1249. | ARW🔴 (appleredwarrior) | 132.15 | 98.8% | 2023-07-08 |
| 1250. | SpicyBoi (aedsman) | 132.15 | 99% | 2018-10-19 |
| 1251. | Bloodborne (bloodborne_2) | 132.14 | 99% | 2020-03-11 |
| 1252. | cozy (nekozy) | 132.12 | 100% | 2024-06-12 |
| 1253. | klokl (klokl1) | 132.11 | 98.8% | 2024-11-24 |
| 1254. | ArkoSammy12 (arkosammy_1208) | 132.11 | 97.8% | 2024-08-02 |
| 1255. | Tushar (hyperboom) | 132.11 | 98% | 2023-06-02 |
| 1256. | Jwad (jaziz) | 132.09 | 99% | 2022-01-11 |
| 1257. | Gaurav Mali (gaurav_mali_26) | 132.09 | 99% | 2025-07-22 |
| 1258. | - (airplane100) | 132.08 | 99% | 2017-01-18 |
| 1259. | BioFare (colemakinginprogress) | 132.06 | 100% | 2025-02-09 |
| 1260. | Pranav (bl4gzz) | 132.04 | 100% | 2021-10-21 |
| 1261. | chris (chillb0) | 132.03 | 98% | 2023-02-24 |
| 1262. | Nick (bnding) | 132.03 | 99% | 2021-12-07 |
| 1263. | Ivan (bbqhehe) | 132.01 | 98% | 2020-11-14 |
| 1264. | Joseph (joseph_468) | 132.01 | 97% | 2025-06-29 |
| 1265. | Paolo (pmabanta) | 132.00 | 97.7% | 2024-10-01 |
| 1266. | Julie (hamcheese) | 132.00 | 100% | 2025-12-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |