Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4976. | B (defame) | 99.09 | 100% | 2012-12-08 |
| 4977. | Adam (adamtanner) | 99.09 | 98% | 2012-08-04 |
| 4978. | Maize (maizerowan) | 99.08 | 97% | 2014-06-23 |
| 4979. | Quang Hiển (quanghienitc) | 99.08 | — | 2010-12-15 |
| 4980. | twój (visionaryblender) | 99.08 | 93% | 2017-02-14 |
| 4981. | NJD (njdolphin) | 99.08 | — | 2009-02-15 |
| 4982. | Dante (infern03) | 99.07 | — | 2010-08-16 |
| 4983. | Madison (mnbutler) | 99.07 | 98% | 2019-01-14 |
| 4984. | Bingy (waesoph) | 99.06 | 98% | 2019-07-17 |
| 4985. | ThineMom (neilaar) | 99.06 | 99% | 2021-02-23 |
| 4986. | Brian (bradams26) | 99.06 | 97% | 2021-08-13 |
| 4987. | Neo (maliciouskz) | 99.06 | 97% | 2022-12-03 |
| 4988. | Assaf (assaf) | 99.05 | 96% | 2015-10-02 |
| 4989. | name (anson001) | 99.04 | 97% | 2021-12-21 |
| 4990. | S (sarahac) | 99.04 | 99% | 2021-11-09 |
| 4991. | Cxlt (fujimaaa) | 99.04 | 98% | 2022-02-10 |
| 4992. | Ilia (ilyakleyman) | 99.03 | 97% | 2011-07-05 |
| 4993. | Jon Day (jonday87) | 99.03 | 95% | 2012-02-17 |
| 4994. | Hylomorphic (hylomorphic) | 99.03 | 96% | 2012-12-19 |
| 4995. | dmo (hinjaku_hinjaku) | 99.02 | 99% | 2023-02-02 |
| 4996. | Kevin (kevinthedavis) | 99.01 | 96% | 2015-03-18 |
| 4997. | Kate (katehashope) | 99.01 | 96% | 2013-11-26 |
| 4998. | Ibrahim (ihakim2) | 99.01 | — | 2010-04-19 |
| 4999. | Carla (ccc342) | 99.00 | — | 2009-10-28 |
| 5000. | MilkhoundTTV (milkhound) | 99.00 | 97% | 2021-04-11 |
| 5001. | Stephanie (stephblakey) | 99.00 | 97% | 2011-07-01 |
| 5002. | Anthony (dammitanthony) | 99.00 | 97% | 2015-05-04 |
| 5003. | Yohannes (yohanworku) | 99.00 | 99% | 2014-08-04 |
| 5004. | Chet (chetbaker) | 98.99 | 97% | 2020-06-09 |
| 5005. | Matt (kawemango) | 98.99 | 94% | 2016-07-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |