Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3765. | Chonlathep (unlimitia) | 70.74 | 97% | 2018-12-02 |
| 3766. | Morin (lordgroovy) | 70.73 | 95% | 2020-12-03 |
| 3767. | Mr. (mr_dvorak) | 70.73 | 98% | 2020-03-27 |
| 3768. | Abhishek (abc_cs) | 70.73 | 98% | 2017-11-11 |
| 3769. | Michael (abyssofoblivion) | 70.72 | 96% | 2019-02-06 |
| 3770. | Jester. (jesterdaicha) | 70.72 | 98% | 2018-09-24 |
| 3771. | Derek (derekkeiley) | 70.72 | 99% | 2018-11-07 |
| 3772. | Sebastian (0rangetree) | 70.71 | 96% | 2020-06-03 |
| 3773. | jacob (nalyly) | 70.70 | 97% | 2019-04-01 |
| 3774. | A (iejdbc) | 70.69 | 97% | 2019-01-19 |
| 3775. | callie (callielau) | 70.69 | 96% | 2019-02-21 |
| 3776. | Michael (fappywet) | 70.68 | 97% | 2019-09-07 |
| 3777. | Mik (mikkimikkim) | 70.68 | 97% | 2018-07-24 |
| 3778. | Jean (jeanpirelag) | 70.65 | 96% | 2020-01-31 |
| 3779. | jon (jonddus) | 70.65 | 96% | 2019-09-27 |
| 3780. | J (irocamora) | 70.65 | 98% | 2020-07-28 |
| 3781. | Filip (mynameisfilo) | 70.63 | 96% | 2019-01-01 |
| 3782. | hyeonk (hyeonk) | 70.63 | 96% | 2020-05-08 |
| 3783. | Douglas (nykel) | 70.62 | 97% | 2017-08-09 |
| 3784. | Alex (shiew) | 70.61 | 96% | 2018-02-26 |
| 3785. | Ivan (evanmico) | 70.60 | 97% | 2020-05-20 |
| 3786. | Delgado (insanitywolftm) | 70.59 | 96% | 2020-01-06 |
| 3787. | Rasmus (jinxyz420) | 70.57 | 95% | 2019-06-28 |
| 3788. | Halifay (halifay) | 70.56 | 97% | 2020-02-21 |
| 3789. | Ping (pinglam101) | 70.56 | 95% | 2019-03-02 |
| 3790. | Mikhail (mayham92) | 70.55 | 98% | 2020-11-25 |
| 3791. | Edard (edardstark) | 70.53 | 95% | 2018-03-19 |
| 3792. | orange (chair549) | 70.53 | 95% | 2018-08-19 |
| 3793. | Jason (r_matey) | 70.51 | 96% | 2020-02-23 |
| 3794. | greed (greedthelazy) | 70.50 | 97% | 2020-12-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |