What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
—from The Office, a movie by Ricky Gervais
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| 1841. | Freedom (employ) | 73.44 | 98% | 2018-02-20 |
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| 1844. | Parows (parows) | 73.42 | 97% | 2020-12-08 |
| 1845. | scott (waarth) | 73.42 | 98% | 2018-08-10 |
| 1846. | hazamadra (hazamadra) | 73.42 | 94% | 2018-10-01 |
| 1847. | Big Pop (broguyman) | 73.40 | 97% | 2018-10-25 |
| 1848. | Giancarlo (milkman007) | 73.40 | 95% | 2019-01-13 |
| 1849. | Holly (holll) | 73.37 | 96% | 2019-09-17 |
| 1850. | KazMijo (kazeyo) | 73.37 | 97% | 2020-02-06 |
| 1851. | ren (ren_ro) | 73.37 | 95% | 2020-08-29 |
| 1852. | Tantakoko (tantakoko) | 73.36 | 95% | 2020-02-01 |
| 1853. | Tom (gondy) | 73.36 | 97% | 2020-04-27 |
| 1854. | Oleg (braga01) | 73.35 | 96% | 2018-05-22 |
| 1855. | Ajay (dudeth) | 73.34 | 95% | 2019-06-17 |
| 1856. | the game (arcane_) | 73.33 | 97% | 2018-11-12 |
| 1857. | hyeonk (hyeonk) | 73.30 | 96% | 2020-04-18 |
| 1858. | Conner (connerfitz) | 73.29 | 95% | 2019-10-03 |
| 1859. | Denny (shizkr) | 73.28 | 98% | 2020-04-01 |
| 1860. | Janis (vigilante434) | 73.22 | 98% | 2018-11-09 |
| 1861. | william (willjorey) | 73.21 | 97% | 2018-09-27 |
| 1862. | William (lightlessfade) | 73.19 | 95% | 2020-07-24 |
| 1863. | Clay (terracottakid) | 73.17 | 97% | 2019-04-23 |
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