The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 44725. | fastestturtle (aslkj) | 46.56 | 96% | 2024-08-03 |
| 44726. | Zaylo (aryasoltani) | 46.55 | 97% | 2025-05-05 |
| 44727. | glassorax (glassorax) | 46.55 | 95% | 2024-10-23 |
| 44728. | Swift (anuj000032) | 46.55 | 95% | 2021-03-12 |
| 44729. | Yasmin (basicname) | 46.55 | 93.9% | 2021-02-17 |
| 44730. | Naser (nkafeel1) | 46.55 | 89% | 2016-01-11 |
| 44731. | Tierra Warren (tierra_lanec... | 46.54 | 98% | 2024-12-02 |
| 44732. | JubayerS. (jubayers) | 46.54 | 94.3% | 2025-04-29 |
| 44733. | Franco (easley) | 46.54 | 95% | 2024-07-06 |
| 44734. | Mary (maria_maria12) | 46.54 | 97.6% | 2024-05-19 |
| 44735. | bilal (kakuge) | 46.54 | 93% | 2012-03-25 |
| 44736. | Dooji (dooji) | 46.53 | 97% | 2024-07-21 |
| 44737. | sear (s3aaar) | 46.53 | 95% | 2025-03-15 |
| 44738. | tryston (beefkrusty) | 46.53 | 96.6% | 2024-10-29 |
| 44739. | DORI (roudo) | 46.53 | — | 2010-12-05 |
| 44740. | Liesl (leftyspinner) | 46.53 | 95% | 2015-05-07 |
| 44741. | Sal (salsavens) | 46.52 | 98% | 2025-08-19 |
| 44742. | Hasan (hasan_srour) | 46.52 | 92% | 2025-11-26 |
| 44743. | Kyle (kevyn0517) | 46.52 | 94% | 2022-11-09 |
| 44744. | tstats[prankkidsnovice905] ... | 46.52 | 97% | 2022-11-27 |
| 44745. | Pocida (pocida) | 46.52 | 95% | 2020-09-06 |
| 44746. | hydiak (hydiak) | 46.52 | 96% | 2012-10-24 |
| 44747. | Oanh (sorryiloveyou) | 46.52 | — | 2010-11-03 |
| 44748. | Christian (blue3sword) | 46.51 | 89% | 2014-11-03 |
| 44749. | Olu (olumis_tulun) | 46.51 | 96% | 2022-08-13 |
| 44750. | borhan (borhaj) | 46.51 | 92% | 2011-12-08 |
| 44751. | Rawr XD (benny1331) | 46.50 | 95% | 2024-07-22 |
| 44752. | wizard (princeyasu) | 46.50 | 93% | 2024-11-30 |
| 44753. | Itachi (itachi___) | 46.49 | 96% | 2025-02-11 |
| 44754. | J-Bear (jbarrett) | 46.49 | 95.2% | 2023-11-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |