The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 41256. | Fiza Wangdi Bhutia (joker09) | 43.00 | 98% | 2023-05-31 |
| 41257. | mooNasr (moonasr_22) | 43.00 | 96.8% | 2023-05-29 |
| 41258. | Lun Mang (halberd237) | 42.99 | 94% | 2021-09-30 |
| 41259. | JesusOnSteroid (cersertype) | 42.99 | 95% | 2015-06-17 |
| 41260. | Doniyor (rdonii) | 42.98 | 93.8% | 2023-05-24 |
| 41261. | Garrison (aiverson03) | 42.98 | 95% | 2018-08-23 |
| 41262. | fastzinziver (fastzinziver) | 42.98 | 95% | 2019-03-31 |
| 41263. | Kojo (kojoatta) | 42.98 | 95% | 2019-12-26 |
| 41264. | haldor (haldorrr) | 42.98 | 95% | 2018-01-15 |
| 41265. | John (no_typeracer) | 42.97 | 88% | 2012-08-21 |
| 41266. | abby (abby2) | 42.96 | 93% | 2013-09-06 |
| 41267. | Lauren (llaeng) | 42.95 | 95% | 2011-12-22 |
| 41268. | ganim3d (ganim3d) | 42.94 | 93% | 2011-05-17 |
| 41269. | lorena (lorena) | 42.94 | — | 2008-09-11 |
| 41270. | Aisha (aisha_pop) | 42.92 | 94% | 2021-03-03 |
| 41271. | Soph (soap28) | 42.90 | 96% | 2021-12-28 |
| 41272. | hydiak (hydiak) | 42.88 | — | 2010-12-11 |
| 41273. | mohammad (mkarimi) | 42.88 | — | 2010-08-26 |
| 41274. | Douche (cockandballs) | 42.87 | — | 2009-10-04 |
| 41275. | Kalle (dolmio) | 42.87 | 91% | 2016-11-01 |
| 41276. | Ahmed (ahmed15) | 42.86 | 94% | 2020-11-26 |
| 41277. | Honq (honq) | 42.86 | 91% | 2012-01-06 |
| 41278. | Borik (slow17hand) | 42.85 | 95% | 2022-02-27 |
| 41279. | Juan (juanma09) | 42.85 | 93% | 2021-12-16 |
| 41280. | Weishan (smszyws) | 42.85 | 90% | 2014-09-04 |
| 41281. | Kendra (daesang) | 42.84 | 94% | 2017-07-01 |
| 41282. | EthanB. (ethanjhb) | 42.83 | 94% | 2020-12-30 |
| 41283. | b (bridget_zz) | 42.82 | 97.7% | 2023-09-26 |
| 41284. | jordan (loveball) | 42.81 | 92% | 2011-07-26 |
| 41285. | john (johnsmith) | 42.81 | — | 2009-05-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |