The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14521. | Guest (insi) | 80.66 | 97% | 2017-01-02 |
| 14522. | Estrode (estrode) | 80.65 | 96% | 2022-11-22 |
| 14523. | meredith (metedith) | 80.65 | 98% | 2020-11-15 |
| 14524. | hellopanda (hellopanda) | 80.65 | 95% | 2016-05-04 |
| 14525. | Steve (jack_of_all_trades) | 80.65 | 96% | 2020-11-09 |
| 14526. | Edwin (xsho123) | 80.65 | 96% | 2012-01-08 |
| 14527. | joey (fryhyi) | 80.64 | 94.9% | 2023-06-14 |
| 14528. | Galactic (galacticdecay) | 80.64 | 96.5% | 2023-10-06 |
| 14529. | Eduardo (4lc1d3) | 80.64 | — | 2009-11-21 |
| 14530. | Reebane (reebane) | 80.64 | 98% | 2018-08-02 |
| 14531. | Joo (jooooooo) | 80.64 | 96% | 2018-02-16 |
| 14532. | Luke (bingcrosby) | 80.64 | 96% | 2013-01-17 |
| 14533. | Josh (armada120) | 80.63 | 88% | 2014-08-03 |
| 14534. | Lai (tastfyper) | 80.63 | 92% | 2016-08-24 |
| 14535. | Albert (albasauruscho) | 80.63 | — | 2011-03-06 |
| 14536. | Pablo (pierrot14) | 80.63 | 97% | 2018-08-29 |
| 14537. | Cristian (knoxville10) | 80.62 | 92% | 2012-10-29 |
| 14538. | Muhammad (ryan_typingwithryan) | 80.62 | 96.7% | 2023-10-07 |
| 14539. | yousef (iiyousef_yt) | 80.62 | 96% | 2022-11-03 |
| 14540. | David (hydandata) | 80.62 | 97% | 2015-10-04 |
| 14541. | Louisa (damnstarhouse) | 80.62 | — | 2010-04-11 |
| 14542. | bentable (bentable) | 80.61 | 97% | 2021-12-13 |
| 14543. | Artem (artemw) | 80.61 | 97% | 2023-09-14 |
| 14544. | Brendan (brendan84213) | 80.61 | 96.6% | 2021-02-05 |
| 14545. | Albert (w199381) | 80.61 | 96% | 2021-01-05 |
| 14546. | huddled (haraldgb) | 80.61 | 98% | 2019-03-31 |
| 14547. | DZXC (sdzxc) | 80.61 | 96% | 2019-10-09 |
| 14548. | Miri (youneedcheeses) | 80.61 | 97% | 2019-04-04 |
| 14549. | nicole (nicoleint0x) | 80.61 | — | 2009-10-10 |
| 14550. | Bill (billhung) | 80.60 | 99% | 2013-06-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |