I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1276. | steveleeb (steveleeb) | 130.93 | 99.4% | 2024-09-13 |
| 1277. | Jerod (jerodmoreno) | 130.93 | 100% | 2018-05-09 |
| 1278. | Omar (infus3d) | 130.91 | 99.4% | 2023-10-28 |
| 1279. | (nullchilly) | 130.89 | 99% | 2023-09-17 |
| 1280. | JimBob (jasperjimbob) | 130.85 | 100% | 2022-08-18 |
| 1281. | anurag (sabanurag) | 130.83 | 99% | 2023-05-15 |
| 1282. | 6969 (silky_) | 130.83 | 99% | 2022-12-17 |
| 1283. | StraightUpLuck¯\_(ツ)_/¯... | 130.82 | 98.3% | 2025-04-02 |
| 1284. | brodie (monke8) | 130.82 | 100% | 2025-02-13 |
| 1285. | Tuzki (tuzki) | 130.81 | 99% | 2021-05-29 |
| 1286. | Dain (dain98) | 130.80 | 99% | 2017-09-16 |
| 1287. | Was just (rsn_007) | 130.80 | 99% | 2023-02-06 |
| 1288. | Reddington ツ (ericliu17) | 130.74 | 98.8% | 2023-08-12 |
| 1289. | 천리마 (russellblake) | 130.73 | 98% | 2022-02-24 |
| 1290. | 65best (65best) | 130.72 | 99% | 2021-01-16 |
| 1291. | Youssef (sec5x) | 130.70 | 99% | 2023-05-28 |
| 1292. | Minh (huynhcongminh) | 130.69 | 100% | 2021-03-19 |
| 1293. | Quandale (jaxzy96) | 130.68 | 99% | 2023-05-06 |
| 1294. | Daniel (danielxzt) | 130.65 | 99.4% | 2024-11-21 |
| 1295. | Collapsing Star, (ppcrone) | 130.61 | 99% | 2017-11-02 |
| 1296. | stay fresh cheese bags (maw... | 130.60 | 97% | 2021-05-02 |
| 1297. | i'm vegan (upvocado) | 130.60 | 100% | 2021-02-15 |
| 1298. | Jason (scoopitywoop) | 130.56 | 99% | 2024-09-19 |
| 1299. | Colin (geosyog) | 130.56 | 100% | 2021-09-02 |
| 1300. | Timothy (calamity15) | 130.55 | 97% | 2020-09-29 |
| 1301. | primeta (primetaa) | 130.54 | 99.4% | 2025-01-06 |
| 1302. | Donna (donnasaur) | 130.54 | 98.8% | 2025-04-19 |
| 1303. | Yousef (seeris) | 130.53 | 100% | 2022-06-30 |
| 1304. | David (nunyobusiness) | 130.52 | 97.6% | 2025-01-11 |
| 1305. | FudgeFactorFan (totsugeki1328) | 130.52 | 99% | 2022-04-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |