So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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22758. | kleonardmsarah (kleonardmsa... | 62.71 | 93% | 2013-10-20 |
22759. | Morgan (mjonas1992) | 62.70 | 97% | 2022-06-29 |
22760. | Jatin (jatin_sharma_2005) | 62.70 | 97.6% | 2021-02-12 |
22761. | Tairon (_ghost_) | 62.70 | 95% | 2015-03-09 |
22762. | Thinh (oohungthinh97oo) | 62.70 | 97% | 2022-09-16 |
22763. | tan (ghost15102009) | 62.70 | 96% | 2011-09-24 |
22764. | Chandler (ceejaytg) | 62.70 | 89% | 2012-11-08 |
22765. | Max (mxgl2810) | 62.70 | — | 2011-02-16 |
22766. | jentots (jentotz) | 62.70 | 96% | 2016-01-28 |
22767. | Harry (bone126) | 62.70 | 94% | 2017-04-28 |
22768. | David (daviddpn) | 62.69 | 90% | 2014-07-08 |
22769. | Sam (frogboy198) | 62.69 | 95% | 2019-05-31 |
22770. | Joe (hguoccough) | 62.69 | 91% | 2013-03-12 |
22771. | Aditya (aditya5991) | 62.69 | 96% | 2023-03-02 |
22772. | Live (sankarshan) | 62.69 | 97% | 2018-02-01 |
22773. | Cyber (dernikonoll) | 62.69 | 95% | 2014-08-05 |
22774. | Ali (huuu957) | 62.68 | 96% | 2023-07-31 |
22775. | matt (matthieus) | 62.68 | 94% | 2017-09-30 |
22776. | Wael (wael_zaiback) | 62.68 | 94% | 2023-09-07 |
22777. | Saidami (gosaydami) | 62.68 | 94% | 2016-01-27 |
22778. | Khanh (bigbrain) | 62.68 | 98% | 2011-08-01 |
22779. | Patrick (jppat) | 62.67 | 95.6% | 2021-02-19 |
22780. | Kevin (kbua23) | 62.67 | 95% | 2021-04-11 |
22781. | Tony (itsonlytony) | 62.67 | 94% | 2021-11-02 |
22782. | Alex (high99) | 62.67 | 96% | 2019-09-10 |
22783. | (cantaloupes) | 62.67 | 96% | 2018-07-14 |
22784. | André (pitoun) | 62.67 | 92% | 2016-12-08 |
22785. | Manish (mandish) | 62.67 | 92% | 2017-05-09 |
22786. | Alex (1234950) | 62.67 | 98% | 2017-06-25 |
22787. | Vikash (sky_223) | 62.66 | 98% | 2023-07-05 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |