So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31597. | utkarsh (utkarsh420) | 50.13 | 96% | 2022-02-11 |
| 31598. | Petithomme (ftchie900) | 50.13 | 96% | 2022-12-09 |
| 31599. | Apurva (apurva021) | 50.13 | 97% | 2021-06-07 |
| 31600. | Teng (tye642) | 50.13 | 91% | 2013-01-09 |
| 31601. | George (stamoulohta) | 50.13 | 94% | 2020-11-01 |
| 31602. | ghufran (ghufran8288) | 50.13 | 95% | 2018-08-06 |
| 31603. | anna (anna_v) | 50.13 | 97% | 2015-02-07 |
| 31604. | Kelvin (amdabest) | 50.12 | 96% | 2022-10-10 |
| 31605. | LiterallyYou (quesket) | 50.12 | 96% | 2017-06-26 |
| 31606. | Balrog (balrog) | 50.12 | — | 2011-01-01 |
| 31607. | markneil (markneil20) | 50.12 | 88% | 2013-12-09 |
| 31608. | defiant (aarav1) | 50.11 | 97% | 2020-06-26 |
| 31609. | md (mdrafeeq22) | 50.11 | 92% | 2012-12-22 |
| 31610. | . (takemoto) | 50.11 | 95% | 2014-01-25 |
| 31611. | V (vvvvv) | 50.11 | — | 2009-04-04 |
| 31612. | Alberto (alberto) | 50.11 | — | 2008-08-09 |
| 31613. | husam (husam_haider184@yaho... | 50.10 | 90% | 2012-05-07 |
| 31614. | Andrew05 (latedead) | 50.10 | 86% | 2017-01-02 |
| 31615. | Ficu90 (ficu90) | 50.10 | — | 2011-03-27 |
| 31616. | Khushpreet (brar_khushpreet) | 50.09 | 96.8% | 2023-09-21 |
| 31617. | toto (flgy) | 50.09 | 85% | 2012-10-11 |
| 31618. | Rae (raenoelle) | 50.09 | 96% | 2017-09-05 |
| 31619. | GIGACHAD (coffeeeeee) | 50.08 | 92% | 2020-12-07 |
| 31620. | Lim (doxel) | 50.08 | 96% | 2021-01-01 |
| 31621. | Mediumsecy (mediumsecy) | 50.08 | 94.9% | 2021-02-21 |
| 31622. | Larik (gentro) | 50.08 | — | 2009-05-06 |
| 31623. | Alpha (alphasaur) | 50.08 | 94% | 2017-04-12 |
| 31624. | Brian (brainsaladbar) | 50.07 | 96% | 2018-10-31 |
| 31625. | jo (ggfam123) | 50.07 | 95% | 2018-07-13 |
| 31626. | Akaash (akaash13) | 50.07 | 88% | 2013-11-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |