So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34964. | Rhea (hebi) | 41.49 | — | 2010-05-14 |
| 34965. | shouchen (shouchen) | 41.48 | 96% | 2014-07-29 |
| 34966. | Jani (janzoman) | 41.48 | 75% | 2016-02-03 |
| 34967. | Custom (custom) | 41.48 | — | 2009-04-29 |
| 34968. | VISI (visi314) | 41.47 | 95% | 2020-06-26 |
| 34969. | Shogun (thisguyzfastdude) | 41.47 | 95% | 2020-11-16 |
| 34970. | rob (userguy10) | 41.47 | 86% | 2016-08-12 |
| 34971. | Evan (whatsgoodboi) | 41.46 | 94% | 2022-10-03 |
| 34972. | miraj (mj_baba) | 41.46 | 92% | 2012-07-26 |
| 34973. | Sergey (ravager) | 41.45 | 95% | 2015-10-03 |
| 34974. | akshay (akshaybacklatu) | 41.45 | 94% | 2023-09-11 |
| 34975. | mahmoud (boda05) | 41.45 | 94% | 2019-12-17 |
| 34976. | AKJO (akjo) | 41.45 | 95% | 2021-07-10 |
| 34977. | Andrea (smustopa) | 41.45 | — | 2010-10-12 |
| 34978. | Taty (taty) | 41.45 | — | 2008-12-10 |
| 34979. | MAF1F (afif5287) | 41.44 | 95% | 2021-09-15 |
| 34980. | hunter (huntsire) | 41.43 | 93% | 2018-09-05 |
| 34981. | Ata (atuhhx) | 41.43 | 94% | 2021-02-18 |
| 34982. | SW1FT808 (sussyboi808) | 41.42 | 96% | 2021-12-03 |
| 34983. | Bendy (moistbiscuit) | 41.42 | 93% | 2018-04-05 |
| 34984. | Alexander (alexozero) | 41.42 | 95% | 2021-01-14 |
| 34985. | Jan (camch77) | 41.42 | 97% | 2012-12-12 |
| 34986. | Tenny (henriii) | 41.41 | 95% | 2020-11-11 |
| 34987. | Herman (herminator222) | 41.41 | 94% | 2017-10-15 |
| 34988. | Turtle (dawasherpa103) | 41.40 | 94% | 2022-03-05 |
| 34989. | helper (helper9800) | 41.39 | 97% | 2023-02-07 |
| 34990. | Ginny (ginnyr) | 41.39 | 96% | 2021-01-20 |
| 34991. | Duclos (duclos) | 41.39 | 89% | 2012-03-23 |
| 34992. | Akay (akayakay) | 41.38 | 98% | 2013-08-26 |
| 34993. | PinapL (joshiedean63) | 41.37 | 90% | 2022-09-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |