The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6412. | brooklyn (furretmastr) | 98.11 | 96% | 2021-08-31 |
| 6413. | cs (cinnamonstick) | 98.11 | 99% | 2015-07-29 |
| 6414. | Beth (beth5507) | 98.11 | 99% | 2019-02-18 |
| 6415. | Nathan (bijunasa) | 98.10 | 91% | 2014-05-23 |
| 6416. | 312211 (312211) | 98.10 | 99% | 2016-11-20 |
| 6417. | Dan (uberzoonie) | 98.09 | 99% | 2017-09-26 |
| 6418. | Phish (phishphishphish) | 98.09 | 98% | 2021-08-29 |
| 6419. | Mitchell (grahan97) | 98.09 | 98% | 2021-03-30 |
| 6420. | Bobby (bobby11rose) | 98.09 | 93% | 2011-09-23 |
| 6421. | Jaiden (casiopao) | 98.08 | 98% | 2023-05-19 |
| 6422. | Syreeta (reeta) | 98.08 | 99% | 2023-04-09 |
| 6423. | Lance (firball62) | 98.08 | 92% | 2015-04-17 |
| 6424. | Zambrix (zambrix) | 98.08 | 95% | 2020-08-12 |
| 6425. | Troy (teeroy) | 98.08 | 97% | 2018-06-25 |
| 6426. | rdd (rddd) | 98.08 | — | 2009-03-23 |
| 6427. | HazeltheBear (hazelthebear) | 98.08 | 96% | 2015-11-17 |
| 6428. | Nico (itznco) | 98.07 | 97% | 2023-04-05 |
| 6429. | ᚨᛚᚠᚨᛞᚺᛁᚱ (h... | 98.07 | 94% | 2015-06-26 |
| 6430. | Viktor (knifenoob) | 98.07 | 97.9% | 2021-02-17 |
| 6431. | Sasuke (inotrinidad1228) | 98.07 | 98.1% | 2021-02-07 |
| 6432. | Mr. (serallfreedbear) | 98.07 | 98% | 2021-03-27 |
| 6433. | Robert (jstlink) | 98.07 | 97% | 2016-06-13 |
| 6434. | Chris (klue) | 98.07 | 95% | 2012-02-02 |
| 6435. | d (drchocopops) | 98.07 | 97% | 2018-04-30 |
| 6436. | Jay (drno830) | 98.07 | 96% | 2014-02-14 |
| 6437. | Brian (bsulli10) | 98.07 | 90% | 2011-05-31 |
| 6438. | Anatoliy (iganatoliy) | 98.06 | 98% | 2016-04-10 |
| 6439. | Katie (kat41911) | 98.06 | 95% | 2011-09-12 |
| 6440. | typeyMcTypeFace (mslib9) | 98.06 | 99% | 2019-06-08 |
| 6441. | Susan (pshelloyenmicky) | 98.06 | — | 2011-04-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |