I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6635. | Aizrod (aizrod) | 96.44 | 98% | 2023-04-27 |
| 6636. | Mo D (mookiekulit) | 96.44 | 95.5% | 2024-02-16 |
| 6637. | micorazon (pajahify) | 96.44 | 98% | 2017-03-14 |
| 6638. | Robin (cudd) | 96.44 | 97% | 2017-06-14 |
| 6639. | Snarky (snarkyp) | 96.44 | 97% | 2017-04-23 |
| 6640. | carnivorace (carnivorace) | 96.43 | 95.8% | 2025-02-19 |
| 6641. | Hal (hal21) | 96.42 | 98.3% | 2021-01-31 |
| 6642. | Leone (leoneviru) | 96.42 | 97% | 2017-03-27 |
| 6643. | Will (zunarlon) | 96.42 | 97% | 2018-05-03 |
| 6644. | Bassim. (cmpleteidiot) | 96.42 | 98% | 2018-02-11 |
| 6645. | Pabst (pabst) | 96.42 | 95% | 2017-10-26 |
| 6646. | frans (fnfn0326) | 96.41 | 96% | 2024-03-25 |
| 6647. | saIad (sa1ad) | 96.41 | 98% | 2020-01-24 |
| 6648. | huddled (haraldgb) | 96.41 | 99% | 2021-06-06 |
| 6649. | danymanny (danymanny) | 96.41 | 97.2% | 2023-08-22 |
| 6650. | Robert (golduckest) | 96.41 | 97% | 2018-03-29 |
| 6651. | touch me (sertouchme) | 96.40 | 98.3% | 2024-12-10 |
| 6652. | Austin (hobbes_0623) | 96.40 | 98% | 2025-07-22 |
| 6653. | sush (hungig) | 96.40 | 95% | 2019-12-10 |
| 6654. | Russell (redsnake02) | 96.40 | 99% | 2017-06-18 |
| 6655. | James (kookie_mazookie) | 96.39 | 98% | 2019-11-08 |
| 6656. | Shypolarbear (shypolarbear) | 96.39 | 98% | 2021-11-22 |
| 6657. | Usain (usainboltja) | 96.39 | 97% | 2022-11-20 |
| 6658. | uniracer (uniracer) | 96.39 | 98% | 2017-05-25 |
| 6659. | Christian (aid8) | 96.38 | 97.7% | 2023-08-01 |
| 6660. | Slade (shadowhamster) | 96.38 | 96% | 2021-09-15 |
| 6661. | Poo (pooopooo) | 96.38 | 96% | 2022-10-24 |
| 6662. | checky (teengirlygirl) | 96.36 | 96% | 2024-03-21 |
| 6663. | Igor (satsk1y) | 96.36 | 98% | 2023-09-29 |
| 6664. | Isaiah (the_night_owl) | 96.35 | 96% | 2025-03-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |