Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5127. | Munchy (munchy12) | 59.06 | 96% | 2020-02-28 |
| 5128. | Amanda (ag1999) | 59.03 | 98% | 2019-05-07 |
| 5129. | Hawk (hawk_w) | 59.03 | 96% | 2020-03-15 |
| 5130. | hempatti666 (hempatti666) | 59.03 | 97% | 2018-12-28 |
| 5131. | Was 30WPM (leaningtohomerow) | 59.02 | 98% | 2017-11-15 |
| 5132. | per (crusaderking1) | 59.02 | 97% | 2018-01-28 |
| 5133. | Surajit (surajit) | 59.01 | 97% | 2019-11-09 |
| 5134. | Spencer (spencertyper) | 59.01 | 97% | 2018-12-23 |
| 5135. | TehTrooper (tehtrooper) | 59.00 | 98% | 2020-12-06 |
| 5136. | Blaze (xblaze121) | 59.00 | 96% | 2019-03-29 |
| 5137. | Sandy28 (citojunior23) | 59.00 | 97% | 2018-03-02 |
| 5138. | Jonathan (jonathan392) | 58.99 | 94% | 2018-04-05 |
| 5139. | Nicolai Van Olsen (nicolai_... | 58.99 | 95% | 2020-02-04 |
| 5140. | Ariel (firefingersss) | 58.98 | 95% | 2020-09-07 |
| 5141. | nilb (nilb) | 58.96 | 97% | 2020-12-01 |
| 5142. | Dick (hyoihz) | 58.96 | 95% | 2020-10-26 |
| 5143. | Hungb (hungb) | 58.93 | 95% | 2020-10-19 |
| 5144. | Michael (tigerdriger) | 58.93 | 97% | 2017-10-02 |
| 5145. | TOfu (dubunism) | 58.93 | 94% | 2020-11-15 |
| 5146. | ryan (chemicsbear) | 58.93 | 96% | 2020-06-19 |
| 5147. | ARLU (frank87) | 58.92 | 97% | 2020-12-04 |
| 5148. | The Mad Typist (qodz) | 58.92 | 96% | 2020-01-01 |
| 5149. | raghu (r_strike9437) | 58.90 | 95% | 2020-10-31 |
| 5150. | Mazeppa (dynozawa) | 58.87 | 95% | 2020-07-23 |
| 5151. | pp (ppyy) | 58.87 | 98% | 2019-08-11 |
| 5152. | Dee (deedoodles) | 58.85 | 95% | 2020-12-17 |
| 5153. | Kale (queenofdesuvan) | 58.81 | 96% | 2018-05-03 |
| 5154. | A (antrv) | 58.80 | 97% | 2019-10-16 |
| 5155. | Augment (augment) | 58.79 | 97% | 2018-02-17 |
| 5156. | Brady (bradymoller) | 58.79 | 97% | 2020-10-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |