The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29451. | Ben (bensla3) | 55.95 | 94% | 2023-07-13 |
| 29452. | Yam (yamyum) | 55.95 | 92% | 2016-09-11 |
| 29453. | Ikukatsuzimah (ikukatsuzimah) | 55.95 | 94% | 2016-04-10 |
| 29454. | Long (greenlongvn) | 55.95 | 94% | 2013-09-17 |
| 29455. | Dann (danndilion) | 55.95 | 96% | 2019-05-01 |
| 29456. | Athy (bupit) | 55.95 | — | 2011-03-30 |
| 29457. | Beez (firefox77) | 55.94 | — | 2011-01-13 |
| 29458. | Bhuvan (randomplayer12) | 55.94 | 96% | 2021-06-05 |
| 29459. | Piyaphob (piyaphob) | 55.94 | 93% | 2014-02-03 |
| 29460. | Sukritha (sukritha) | 55.94 | 96% | 2021-03-23 |
| 29461. | Minh (triminh966) | 55.94 | 86% | 2013-07-31 |
| 29462. | tstats[yuzurihaa] (yuzurihaa) | 55.93 | 94.7% | 2021-03-02 |
| 29463. | Hung (qhung312) | 55.92 | 97% | 2021-07-28 |
| 29464. | Matthew (mmongillo) | 55.92 | 99% | 2021-08-11 |
| 29465. | Pintu (pintukanjia) | 55.92 | 97% | 2021-05-26 |
| 29466. | Christina (christina9) | 55.92 | 93% | 2014-03-12 |
| 29467. | BMO (balot2020) | 55.91 | 95% | 2019-12-18 |
| 29468. | gooseguyy (gooseguyy) | 55.91 | 95% | 2023-10-11 |
| 29469. | Michal (torynas) | 55.91 | 97% | 2021-02-26 |
| 29470. | Hungb (hungb) | 55.91 | 93% | 2020-10-24 |
| 29471. | Marcus (marblexake) | 55.91 | 94% | 2018-07-14 |
| 29472. | Joel (slowbutsure) | 55.91 | 86% | 2015-02-13 |
| 29473. | rifan (rifan) | 55.91 | — | 2011-03-12 |
| 29474. | Ben (b5mith) | 55.91 | — | 2010-11-21 |
| 29475. | Flos (implayingflossy) | 55.90 | 93% | 2014-09-12 |
| 29476. | Shaheer (shaeer31) | 55.90 | 96% | 2022-12-30 |
| 29477. | kristie (helokiti80) | 55.89 | — | 2009-06-16 |
| 29478. | Makoa (snipartarget101) | 55.89 | 94% | 2017-05-20 |
| 29479. | luyong (xuluyong) | 55.89 | 98% | 2020-11-01 |
| 29480. | Sanjay (sadhu_sanjay) | 55.89 | 94% | 2016-01-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |