The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
276 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28389. | Zong (helpmeplsss) | 70.00 | 94% | 2020-06-19 |
| 28390. | Jess (twiztidicp) | 70.00 | 91% | 2012-03-11 |
| 28391. | Clinton (eastwoodaussie) | 70.00 | 93% | 2012-11-07 |
| 28392. | Freeman_c14 (freemanc14) | 70.00 | 97% | 2020-12-08 |
| 28393. | Noel (nowellrl) | 70.00 | 97.1% | 2021-02-03 |
| 28394. | Zuly (mychem) | 70.00 | 97% | 2012-09-14 |
| 28395. | muhammad (faisalwaqas65) | 70.00 | 98% | 2019-05-24 |
| 28396. | Saadidas (turboboost) | 70.00 | 92% | 2017-02-22 |
| 28397. | Teri (mamobaugh) | 70.00 | 100% | 2017-06-21 |
| 28398. | Martin (martin289034567) | 69.99 | 94% | 2023-02-15 |
| 28399. | Alan (codestar17) | 69.99 | 95% | 2017-09-05 |
| 28400. | BubbleTopz (bubbletopz) | 69.99 | 95% | 2020-07-30 |
| 28401. | H A (hamada_ali) | 69.99 | 95% | 2021-07-16 |
| 28402. | jhon (jhontownlegends) | 69.99 | 97% | 2021-02-21 |
| 28403. | Leon (phileov) | 69.99 | 96% | 2019-06-21 |
| 28404. | buihongduc132 (buihongduc132) | 69.99 | 92% | 2012-04-01 |
| 28405. | J (jbddiesel) | 69.98 | 97% | 2022-06-07 |
| 28406. | Osii_ (osiris_jugo) | 69.98 | 96% | 2020-04-07 |
| 28407. | X (humanoidn) | 69.98 | 97% | 2021-03-22 |
| 28408. | Sam (june_waves) | 69.98 | 96% | 2021-01-12 |
| 28409. | Andrew (lomumbas) | 69.98 | 96% | 2020-07-23 |
| 28410. | typist (thecyclone) | 69.98 | 94% | 2014-02-19 |
| 28411. | Mitch (spaceagecrystal) | 69.98 | 96% | 2013-11-20 |
| 28412. | ... (rushman) | 69.98 | 94% | 2016-09-21 |
| 28413. | Jamie (rium) | 69.98 | 94% | 2016-04-04 |
| 28414. | MIke (mike110) | 69.97 | 98% | 2015-07-23 |
| 28415. | Taras (gavair) | 69.97 | 95% | 2022-05-30 |
| 28416. | Ryan (firestarshadow) | 69.96 | 97% | 2021-08-12 |
| 28417. | Zander (alja5740) | 69.96 | 94% | 2015-06-04 |
| 28418. | Gabriel (akgabe) | 69.96 | 97% | 2023-04-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |