I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14579. | Osama (default_1011) | 74.79 | 97% | 2022-09-27 |
| 14580. | PMC (pmcc) | 74.79 | 98.1% | 2024-09-01 |
| 14581. | Igor (ikarus_873) | 74.79 | 96% | 2020-12-08 |
| 14582. | David (counterpounter) | 74.79 | 98% | 2021-02-11 |
| 14583. | Morgan (morgan_mavity) | 74.78 | 97% | 2024-07-02 |
| 14584. | PandoraOG (pandoraog) | 74.78 | 97% | 2023-04-22 |
| 14585. | Luke (lukecao) | 74.78 | 98% | 2019-06-21 |
| 14586. | Ev (evturn) | 74.78 | 98% | 2018-06-26 |
| 14587. | xbrianpx (fattyfattee2by4) | 74.77 | 96% | 2019-07-01 |
| 14588. | Anton Laptop (twisted_laptop) | 74.77 | 97% | 2023-01-02 |
| 14589. | GODSPEED (flashahyea) | 74.77 | 94.9% | 2023-08-11 |
| 14590. | Scared (scaredbutwhy) | 74.76 | 97% | 2023-08-14 |
| 14591. | aviad (patish) | 74.76 | 96% | 2021-05-07 |
| 14592. | Viru (virulentis) | 74.76 | 96% | 2019-05-11 |
| 14593. | Sahil (sahil_sa) | 74.76 | 98% | 2023-02-19 |
| 14594. | tstats[yleanx] (yleanx) | 74.76 | 95% | 2022-06-08 |
| 14595. | HumanUnknown (human_unknown) | 74.75 | 95% | 2022-11-03 |
| 14596. | Dion (the_new_guy) | 74.75 | 96% | 2023-01-19 |
| 14597. | David (mrsnoopic123) | 74.75 | 96% | 2021-01-29 |
| 14598. | Evelyn (evelynji) | 74.75 | 97% | 2022-07-14 |
| 14599. | Tyler (tyster02) | 74.74 | 96% | 2022-12-08 |
| 14600. | Zephyr (introstealer) | 74.74 | 96% | 2021-11-02 |
| 14601. | AA Batteries (aa_batteries) | 74.73 | 96% | 2020-06-03 |
| 14602. | Max (maxk1ckass) | 74.73 | 98% | 2021-03-25 |
| 14603. | Austin (slizzy99) | 74.72 | 95% | 2021-02-26 |
| 14604. | ves (bgrade) | 74.72 | 96% | 2020-05-08 |
| 14605. | Chipou (chipou) | 74.71 | 97% | 2025-09-12 |
| 14606. | RedToa (redtoa) | 74.71 | 97% | 2021-07-20 |
| 14607. | Viv (vivexxx) | 74.71 | 97% | 2022-03-10 |
| 14608. | ItsH (tree_3) | 74.71 | 97% | 2022-10-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |