See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9759. | ShiningTofu (zhenglong_wong) | 81.47 | 97.2% | 2021-01-28 |
| 9760. | Adrienne (tworoadstwo) | 81.46 | 99% | 2024-07-17 |
| 9761. | Djoeconno (misteroh) | 81.46 | 99% | 2022-12-07 |
| 9762. | I SUPPORT PALESTINE (sadfasdf) | 81.46 | 97.8% | 2025-01-31 |
| 9763. | Hoang (hoangthien2003) | 81.46 | 96% | 2022-05-18 |
| 9764. | Roy (royroyking) | 81.46 | 96.4% | 2021-02-10 |
| 9765. | Aqua (j_aqua) | 81.43 | 96% | 2024-07-01 |
| 9766. | Eric (zhangeric39) | 81.43 | 96% | 2021-10-09 |
| 9767. | Rajesh (rajesh110494) | 81.43 | 98% | 2022-03-11 |
| 9768. | Nathan (nathanlily) | 81.42 | 96% | 2025-02-22 |
| 9769. | 我要上王者。 (1832475... | 81.42 | 97.7% | 2021-02-09 |
| 9770. | Kopex (kopex_1) | 81.41 | 96% | 2023-12-27 |
| 9771. | Piyush (piyush41y08h) | 81.41 | 98% | 2022-03-31 |
| 9772. | kunal (kunav) | 81.41 | 98% | 2021-06-25 |
| 9773. | Alex (zipphys) | 81.41 | 96% | 2021-09-11 |
| 9774. | Dustin (dustin099) | 81.41 | 97% | 2022-09-07 |
| 9775. | Hugh (hughjanos) | 81.40 | 97% | 2023-07-14 |
| 9776. | NIT (nit786) | 81.40 | 97% | 2025-05-19 |
| 9777. | hockpond (hockpond) | 81.40 | 97% | 2019-11-24 |
| 9778. | SkyPromp (skyprompdvorak) | 81.39 | 98.1% | 2024-09-24 |
| 9779. | Hemant (hemu_sakunde) | 81.39 | 94.3% | 2024-02-09 |
| 9780. | seth (sethd97) | 81.39 | 98% | 2023-03-16 |
| 9781. | gabe (kankill_) | 81.39 | 98% | 2019-10-03 |
| 9782. | Mihir (plibither8) | 81.39 | 96% | 2021-09-20 |
| 9783. | tstats[guest_typists] (gues... | 81.39 | 98% | 2020-11-30 |
| 9784. | Avi (avispeedracer28) | 81.38 | 98% | 2023-03-17 |
| 9785. | Arsh (piratexx) | 81.38 | 98% | 2023-03-13 |
| 9786. | Greg (grrg) | 81.38 | 97% | 2023-04-03 |
| 9787. | Jack (jfragg) | 81.37 | 97% | 2021-11-29 |
| 9788. | zombie typer (zombietyper2k) | 81.37 | 97.6% | 2023-10-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |