And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22071. | Kevin (watertribe89) | 75.61 | 97% | 2013-02-04 |
| 22072. | kristina (kristinamac1234) | 75.61 | — | 2010-12-01 |
| 22073. | Leo (kalbshirn) | 75.61 | 92% | 2013-02-05 |
| 22074. | Max (maxlo0123) | 75.60 | 93% | 2016-10-12 |
| 22075. | rajiun (rajiun) | 75.60 | 98% | 2022-09-10 |
| 22076. | tstats[teetot] (teetot) | 75.60 | 98% | 2023-05-31 |
| 22077. | bloodseeker (bloods33ker136) | 75.60 | 97% | 2022-04-05 |
| 22078. | Suhel (horacio_chopin) | 75.60 | 98% | 2021-03-07 |
| 22079. | Yet (yet1208) | 75.60 | 98% | 2021-12-27 |
| 22080. | Vic (opposite) | 75.60 | — | 2011-03-30 |
| 22081. | Maki (lookitsmaki) | 75.60 | 94% | 2015-07-13 |
| 22082. | Marco (linux) | 75.60 | — | 2009-02-16 |
| 22083. | No one (butterfly_blade_dance) | 75.59 | 95% | 2023-01-08 |
| 22084. | Steve (kid_kincaid) | 75.59 | 95% | 2019-12-05 |
| 22085. | Renan (mirawa) | 75.59 | 97% | 2013-05-01 |
| 22086. | David (westie) | 75.59 | — | 2009-04-26 |
| 22087. | Bo (bo_brannon) | 75.58 | 96% | 2017-04-03 |
| 22088. | Dustio (dustio) | 75.58 | 91% | 2016-05-09 |
| 22089. | Huge Cabbage (hugecabbage) | 75.58 | 94.7% | 2023-10-24 |
| 22090. | Krystal (sunshinenmyeyes) | 75.58 | 96% | 2021-05-13 |
| 22091. | Mike (rookery) | 75.58 | 98% | 2015-03-04 |
| 22092. | Ray (ray_maddox) | 75.58 | 97% | 2020-04-16 |
| 22093. | Christina (ctina_lil_azn) | 75.58 | — | 2009-08-05 |
| 22094. | Anvesh (anvesh2013) | 75.57 | 97% | 2023-06-03 |
| 22095. | demberel (demberel94) | 75.57 | 96% | 2022-10-07 |
| 22096. | s'gettifingers (spaghetti_f... | 75.57 | 98% | 2022-01-30 |
| 22097. | dom (domaniquepham) | 75.57 | 97% | 2021-03-31 |
| 22098. | ---| (karthivi95) | 75.57 | 97% | 2020-11-16 |
| 22099. | Grigory (yaroslavtsev) | 75.57 | 96% | 2013-12-30 |
| 22100. | ViciousSnails (vicioussnails) | 75.57 | 96% | 2012-06-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |