Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2009. | (furuya) | 112.73 | 98% | 2012-03-18 |
| 2010. | (jeffbaker) | 112.72 | 96% | 2012-10-20 |
| 2011. | (vhailor) | 112.72 | — | 2008-12-29 |
| 2012. | (hskey) | 112.71 | 94% | 2015-11-02 |
| 2013. | (dzhsck) | 112.71 | 99% | 2016-04-27 |
| 2014. | (sirnarwhalbacon) | 112.71 | 100% | 2013-10-04 |
| 2015. | (altam) | 112.70 | 89% | 2012-03-23 |
| 2016. | (shinmyou) | 112.68 | 100% | 2023-04-23 |
| 2017. | (akmurph) | 112.67 | 99% | 2011-09-28 |
| 2018. | (tinkujiya1) | 112.67 | 99% | 2022-06-04 |
| 2019. | (deathllama8) | 112.66 | 97% | 2014-01-07 |
| 2020. | (dreamhack) | 112.66 | 93% | 2015-01-27 |
| 2021. | catfree (catfree) | 112.66 | 98% | 2021-11-25 |
| 2022. | (bunkerboo29) | 112.65 | 96% | 2016-07-05 |
| 2023. | (jettinger) | 112.63 | 96% | 2014-03-14 |
| 2024. | Bizz (bizatch) | 112.63 | 100% | 2014-04-14 |
| 2025. | Do Right And Kill Everythin... | 112.62 | 97% | 2014-04-08 |
| 2026. | klo (klozig) | 112.62 | 98% | 2014-04-13 |
| 2027. | Emilia (emiliarhoda) | 112.61 | 100% | 2016-11-21 |
| 2028. | No Way (shefakala) | 112.60 | 98% | 2018-09-24 |
| 2029. | (pickles3201) | 112.60 | 98% | 2020-09-05 |
| 2030. | (julie14786) | 112.59 | — | 2011-03-29 |
| 2031. | (neverdefeated) | 112.59 | — | 2008-10-09 |
| 2032. | Zaniac (zaniac10) | 112.59 | 95% | 2021-02-25 |
| 2033. | (ennia) | 112.58 | 94% | 2013-01-27 |
| 2034. | (greeneyes420) | 112.58 | 97% | 2013-07-24 |
| 2035. | Pertsa (pertsaonerrfa) | 112.58 | 95% | 2013-07-05 |
| 2036. | (hoket) | 112.58 | 95% | 2014-08-06 |
| 2037. | China (dvorak_king) | 112.58 | 98% | 2023-05-10 |
| 2038. | (kristinchs) | 112.57 | 98% | 2011-12-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |