And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3943. | (saens) | 116.24 | 99% | 2022-05-20 |
| 3944. | JONALD (jzwhale) | 116.24 | 98% | 2021-05-30 |
| 3945. | (guttershark) | 116.24 | 96% | 2012-06-01 |
| 3946. | (yaromir_zhuravsky) | 116.23 | 99% | 2023-03-23 |
| 3947. | (pepesaiko) | 116.22 | 98% | 2020-12-08 |
| 3948. | (buffaloprime) | 116.22 | 95% | 2016-06-03 |
| 3949. | (magicpoop) | 116.22 | 96% | 2015-06-02 |
| 3950. | (robbejk) | 116.21 | 99% | 2022-04-18 |
| 3951. | (citizenrare) | 116.20 | 97% | 2019-11-14 |
| 3952. | (magsi) | 116.19 | 98% | 2021-01-26 |
| 3953. | (taklamakan) | 116.19 | 98% | 2012-10-28 |
| 3954. | (naoroji) | 116.18 | 94% | 2013-06-13 |
| 3955. | (matfunke) | 116.17 | 98% | 2020-05-14 |
| 3956. | (inkyness) | 116.17 | 96% | 2012-04-24 |
| 3957. | (clement) | 116.17 | — | 2008-09-25 |
| 3958. | (zmds2004) | 116.17 | 89% | 2014-01-09 |
| 3959. | hi (ibadattyping) | 116.15 | 99% | 2021-12-13 |
| 3960. | (arrogant_footcrab) | 116.15 | 98% | 2020-02-20 |
| 3961. | (y4nrui) | 116.15 | 97.3% | 2023-08-30 |
| 3962. | Do Right And Kill Everythin... | 116.15 | 93% | 2014-08-04 |
| 3963. | name (anson001) | 116.14 | 99% | 2022-10-07 |
| 3964. | (sheianneisaboy) | 116.13 | 97% | 2021-06-04 |
| 3965. | (coolguybro) | 116.13 | 95% | 2016-10-18 |
| 3966. | (tccaetano) | 116.13 | 97% | 2011-10-17 |
| 3967. | (badugi) | 116.12 | 99% | 2016-06-15 |
| 3968. | (shaybas) | 116.11 | 99% | 2022-08-27 |
| 3969. | (hermanatorpc) | 116.11 | 99% | 2019-11-23 |
| 3970. | (bravoayush87) | 116.11 | 91% | 2011-08-27 |
| 3971. | adro (abodoro2k2) | 116.11 | 98.1% | 2021-03-01 |
| 3972. | (plinkiplonk) | 116.11 | 98% | 2022-05-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |