Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6508. | Moronic Typer (yong955143) | 94.49 | 97% | 2021-06-03 |
| 6509. | Derek (thenyaz) | 94.48 | 97% | 2022-01-17 |
| 6510. | Allan (allandallon) | 94.48 | 97.6% | 2021-02-25 |
| 6511. | Homer (cowmonger) | 94.48 | 97% | 2017-03-03 |
| 6512. | poke (ekop1) | 94.48 | 94% | 2015-08-26 |
| 6513. | Julie (jullaayy) | 94.47 | 90% | 2011-09-20 |
| 6514. | Edylc (edylk) | 94.47 | 94% | 2017-03-23 |
| 6515. | Dunois (dunois) | 94.47 | 95.9% | 2021-02-25 |
| 6516. | dust in the wind (ditw) | 94.47 | 99% | 2012-08-01 |
| 6517. | ヨセフ (ogle1124) | 94.47 | 93% | 2016-02-03 |
| 6518. | kirasu (alihan8) | 94.45 | 97.6% | 2023-07-12 |
| 6519. | Jon (simplynomnom) | 94.45 | 94% | 2013-04-29 |
| 6520. | mairzydoats_mason (mairzydo... | 94.45 | 100% | 2015-08-26 |
| 6521. | Brian (phib0nacc1) | 94.44 | 96% | 2011-12-28 |
| 6522. | Bobby (bobby11rose) | 94.44 | 96% | 2012-05-17 |
| 6523. | Ramiei (elli_y) | 94.43 | 98% | 2021-09-01 |
| 6524. | Bart (hubba485) | 94.42 | 97% | 2022-09-18 |
| 6525. | July (phi4069) | 94.42 | 98% | 2020-04-03 |
| 6526. | Small (2pacaklypse) | 94.42 | 93% | 2015-03-04 |
| 6527. | Huy (nlmhuy) | 94.42 | 97% | 2014-05-07 |
| 6528. | LSJ (shyugi) | 94.42 | — | 2008-12-01 |
| 6529. | Karl (saument) | 94.42 | — | 2010-08-19 |
| 6530. | Behind (melounx) | 94.42 | — | 2011-01-09 |
| 6531. | David (yearn) | 94.41 | 94% | 2012-04-13 |
| 6532. | Vince (xisthur) | 94.40 | 92% | 2016-06-08 |
| 6533. | Matt (t0035) | 94.40 | — | 2011-02-23 |
| 6534. | Marek (ksydry_nt_pbt) | 94.40 | 98% | 2017-08-20 |
| 6535. | Minh (minhta16) | 94.39 | 98% | 2021-02-08 |
| 6536. | Jimmy (jimbozeub) | 94.39 | 97% | 2020-02-20 |
| 6537. | Madison (salamander) | 94.39 | — | 2008-12-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |