So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21825. | Maxius (marioxorz) | 65.40 | 92% | 2012-12-12 |
| 21826. | Shuba (831957) | 65.39 | 95% | 2023-03-25 |
| 21827. | Matoyas (matoyas) | 65.39 | 81% | 2013-02-05 |
| 21828. | Blank (blanktank) | 65.39 | 98% | 2021-02-28 |
| 21829. | Teala (blondeathiest) | 65.39 | 95% | 2012-02-17 |
| 21830. | Sarath (arrahman) | 65.39 | 96% | 2018-06-15 |
| 21831. | Deltan (deltan) | 65.38 | 97% | 2022-05-03 |
| 21832. | Sai Mani Raj (saimaniraj) | 65.38 | 96% | 2021-09-15 |
| 21833. | Andy (wah_wah_wah) | 65.38 | 96.4% | 2023-09-13 |
| 21834. | Christopher (hancock4duke) | 65.38 | — | 2009-09-01 |
| 21835. | JaSu (jasu) | 65.38 | — | 2010-09-19 |
| 21836. | Montag (montag) | 65.38 | 96% | 2018-10-12 |
| 21837. | Tuan Tran Anh (kidji8) | 65.38 | 93% | 2015-11-05 |
| 21838. | Ghosty (ghostfreak101) | 65.37 | 97% | 2022-11-29 |
| 21839. | Omeed (notomeed) | 65.37 | 96% | 2021-04-29 |
| 21840. | Emad (emadarshadalam) | 65.37 | 96% | 2019-02-15 |
| 21841. | Yana (yanafaisal) | 65.36 | 95% | 2014-03-15 |
| 21842. | Bijan (sensiblemango) | 65.36 | 96% | 2016-05-18 |
| 21843. | Remy (merc_borsig) | 65.36 | 86% | 2017-04-06 |
| 21844. | huang (huangmax) | 65.36 | 95% | 2011-05-13 |
| 21845. | no (hachiroku1121) | 65.35 | 95% | 2023-05-28 |
| 21846. | nela (nelariddle) | 65.35 | 96% | 2020-05-13 |
| 21847. | Kanav (kanav_30) | 65.35 | 96% | 2023-02-21 |
| 21848. | Neil (haab) | 65.35 | 88% | 2012-11-28 |
| 21849. | Blank: (nsikkk) | 65.35 | 94% | 2012-09-24 |
| 21850. | Amogus (trajojo) | 65.34 | 94% | 2022-12-09 |
| 21851. | Sayandip (sayandip199309) | 65.34 | 97% | 2021-10-21 |
| 21852. | Edison (eddie_boy) | 65.34 | 95% | 2021-08-11 |
| 21853. | Mr. (stealthykoalaber) | 65.34 | 93% | 2018-06-07 |
| 21854. | Billy (billychan1988) | 65.34 | 97% | 2015-01-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |