So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2231. | korupt (xpanda) | 111.71 | 95% | 2011-09-01 |
| 2232. | (akadajet) | 111.70 | 98% | 2013-06-10 |
| 2233. | Ryan (ryanssd) | 111.67 | 99% | 2020-05-23 |
| 2234. | /// GabZ /// (gabbyns13) | 111.66 | 97% | 2018-01-01 |
| 2235. | (majikat) | 111.65 | 98% | 2012-09-21 |
| 2236. | soldano (soldano) | 111.64 | 100% | 2020-09-26 |
| 2237. | (thiccer_marc) | 111.63 | 99% | 2022-08-06 |
| 2238. | (_plants) | 111.63 | 99% | 2014-07-18 |
| 2239. | Dog acc (vick02) | 111.62 | 98.8% | 2021-02-26 |
| 2240. | (yggles) | 111.62 | 93% | 2012-12-28 |
| 2241. | (lauhiuyungpinky@hotmail.com) | 111.62 | 94% | 2016-03-21 |
| 2242. | nino (ninodokoskiot) | 111.61 | 97% | 2020-01-10 |
| 2243. | (ersatz) | 111.61 | 93% | 2015-08-27 |
| 2244. | (painshock) | 111.61 | 89% | 2012-11-20 |
| 2245. | Gabriel (tacbacjack) | 111.59 | 98.5% | 2025-03-23 |
| 2246. | (andytothebrain) | 111.58 | 95% | 2014-12-28 |
| 2247. | (wrathoskvro) | 111.57 | 98% | 2021-01-12 |
| 2248. | Hung (hstang) | 111.57 | — | 2009-02-07 |
| 2249. | (hellebelle) | 111.57 | 98% | 2012-08-11 |
| 2250. | (akappy) | 111.57 | — | 2009-04-09 |
| 2251. | Sokka (cactus_juice) | 111.56 | 97% | 2023-03-29 |
| 2252. | (treefiddy69) | 111.56 | 94% | 2012-11-16 |
| 2253. | Octoshape (octoshape) | 111.55 | 98% | 2013-08-26 |
| 2254. | (mlke) | 111.54 | 99% | 2022-01-18 |
| 2255. | ..... (baskoroi) | 111.54 | 96% | 2014-11-19 |
| 2256. | markzeras (mrkmat) | 111.54 | 99% | 2023-02-07 |
| 2257. | (cucarachazzz) | 111.52 | 99% | 2016-04-18 |
| 2258. | (xxkai) | 111.52 | 97% | 2014-05-30 |
| 2259. | (cwany) | 111.52 | 99% | 2012-03-17 |
| 2260. | (melot_type) | 111.51 | 96% | 2015-11-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |