And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27912. | Cuki (cukiistvan) | 66.07 | 97% | 2015-05-24 |
| 27913. | Chris (modul) | 66.07 | 96% | 2015-01-21 |
| 27914. | Joseph (josephcatubig26@yah... | 66.07 | 92% | 2012-02-13 |
| 27915. | David (ipadpwner) | 66.07 | 92% | 2012-05-23 |
| 27916. | Happy Chappy (oudamon) | 66.06 | 95% | 2016-10-31 |
| 27917. | Shukuphido (shukuphido) | 66.06 | 98% | 2021-11-17 |
| 27918. | satyam (satyamhnk) | 66.06 | 92% | 2014-02-24 |
| 27919. | Gagan (gaganso) | 66.06 | 96% | 2017-10-30 |
| 27920. | Mohammad (01966466255) | 66.06 | 95% | 2016-06-30 |
| 27921. | ericbytheway (ericbytheway) | 66.05 | 93% | 2022-10-21 |
| 27922. | Truck (truck4) | 66.05 | 98% | 2012-07-06 |
| 27923. | greg (grant24) | 66.05 | 95% | 2021-04-06 |
| 27924. | Augusto (sonecatn) | 66.05 | — | 2011-01-17 |
| 27925. | Muffinz (raisin) | 66.05 | — | 2009-11-28 |
| 27926. | Sheen (sheen88) | 66.05 | 95% | 2015-02-24 |
| 27927. | Asia (firebirdgirl12) | 66.05 | — | 2010-02-02 |
| 27928. | Xi (blowurmind) | 66.04 | 95% | 2018-11-01 |
| 27929. | Chester (chesteraha) | 66.04 | 93% | 2022-01-12 |
| 27930. | jinay (noisy_88) | 66.04 | 97% | 2021-01-02 |
| 27931. | merkecar000 (merkecar000) | 66.04 | 89% | 2014-12-31 |
| 27932. | Hrant (hrant99) | 66.04 | 94% | 2015-12-22 |
| 27933. | (facehunt) | 66.04 | 90% | 2013-12-25 |
| 27934. | Kitchen (kitchen_operator) | 66.03 | 97% | 2021-05-28 |
| 27935. | mel (melguerzon) | 66.03 | 92% | 2011-09-15 |
| 27936. | Improve (concentrate_on_speed) | 66.03 | 93% | 2014-03-07 |
| 27937. | chase (chase268) | 66.03 | 95% | 2012-06-17 |
| 27938. | paco (pacowaco) | 66.02 | 94% | 2015-10-16 |
| 27939. | upsala_split (upsala_split) | 66.02 | 97% | 2022-12-25 |
| 27940. | Noobe (noobe_22) | 66.02 | 96% | 2023-03-18 |
| 27941. | Arvind (arvindgamer72) | 66.02 | 97% | 2023-06-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |