The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19849. | simopr (simopr) | 72.42 | 98% | 2021-02-26 |
| 19850. | Henrik (diload) | 72.41 | 97% | 2013-11-04 |
| 19851. | Ali (alibasaran) | 72.41 | 98% | 2013-09-16 |
| 19852. | Erin (erin) | 72.41 | — | 2008-10-02 |
| 19853. | Beybaris (zstorm_rd) | 72.40 | 97% | 2022-04-19 |
| 19854. | fake (freddy46) | 72.40 | 96% | 2023-04-24 |
| 19855. | Lazar (lazer123) | 72.40 | 96% | 2022-03-28 |
| 19856. | Jessie (lutador) | 72.40 | 97% | 2013-11-27 |
| 19857. | Chris (itsnighttho) | 72.40 | 97% | 2017-11-13 |
| 19858. | Varun (varun6) | 72.40 | 96% | 2018-12-02 |
| 19859. | Michael (sussybakaaaa) | 72.39 | 97% | 2023-06-08 |
| 19860. | Daniel (gunlugga01) | 72.39 | 88% | 2015-10-31 |
| 19861. | Ben (bltlawson) | 72.39 | 98% | 2022-08-21 |
| 19862. | LukeyDubs (keoni96) | 72.39 | 96% | 2013-06-20 |
| 19863. | Anderson (andrsnhd) | 72.39 | — | 2010-10-21 |
| 19864. | Leleilolol (leleilolol) | 72.39 | 95% | 2012-01-15 |
| 19865. | hpp3 (hpp3) | 72.38 | 96% | 2012-09-16 |
| 19866. | rideler (rideler) | 72.38 | 97% | 2023-07-12 |
| 19867. | tstats[pianisthassan] (pian... | 72.38 | 96% | 2017-11-14 |
| 19868. | Emily (em66) | 72.37 | 94% | 2018-05-01 |
| 19869. | rocky (_rock) | 72.37 | 94% | 2012-10-26 |
| 19870. | Remek21 (remek21) | 72.37 | 96% | 2017-08-26 |
| 19871. | Ariel (nobaariel101) | 72.36 | 95% | 2016-05-24 |
| 19872. | kuzz (kuzz) | 72.36 | 97% | 2021-11-12 |
| 19873. | MrKK (jeldikk) | 72.36 | 98% | 2023-04-15 |
| 19874. | pico (picowei) | 72.36 | — | 2009-06-16 |
| 19875. | Johnathan (jellyowar308) | 72.36 | 93% | 2021-10-03 |
| 19876. | Sponge (vortexsponge) | 72.36 | 98% | 2015-01-03 |
| 19877. | Ashley (ashleyastonishing) | 72.36 | — | 2009-04-01 |
| 19878. | I12 (inot12) | 72.36 | 97% | 2020-06-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |