As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5806. | neuralscatted (neuralscatte... | 94.57 | 98% | 2021-01-18 |
| 5807. | Sonu (intellectualcreatures) | 94.56 | 99% | 2021-10-03 |
| 5808. | wakeupvarn (varnontyperacer) | 94.56 | 97% | 2021-05-31 |
| 5809. | Ben (koppix) | 94.55 | 100% | 2024-05-15 |
| 5810. | sami (sami66) | 94.55 | 97% | 2021-03-01 |
| 5811. | 949 (bkwak11) | 94.55 | 98% | 2022-11-07 |
| 5812. | Calvin Low (benderium_123) | 94.55 | 97.9% | 2025-04-18 |
| 5813. | Mircox (mircozen) | 94.55 | 97% | 2023-01-24 |
| 5814. | Erzhan (kekland322) | 94.55 | 94% | 2017-04-06 |
| 5815. | Brian (brian761) | 94.54 | 98% | 2020-01-08 |
| 5816. | tlbi (tla109) | 94.54 | 97% | 2020-09-29 |
| 5817. | Brage (brasa95) | 94.54 | 98% | 2015-09-15 |
| 5818. | Jerónimo (j3rl45h) | 94.53 | 97% | 2024-09-29 |
| 5819. | arena (arenacloser204) | 94.53 | 97.4% | 2023-10-17 |
| 5820. | github.com/hirthanan (hirth... | 94.53 | 98.2% | 2021-02-17 |
| 5821. | Pichi (bionickraken) | 94.53 | 94% | 2015-09-11 |
| 5822. | lawn (hp12c) | 94.51 | 97% | 2024-05-16 |
| 5823. | GTedZ (gtedz) | 94.51 | 98% | 2021-07-11 |
| 5824. | Andy (okiandy) | 94.51 | 98% | 2021-01-07 |
| 5825. | Jewy (winniedepooh) | 94.50 | 97% | 2016-03-09 |
| 5826. | FunkyChunkyMon (funkychunky... | 94.50 | 98% | 2022-06-02 |
| 5827. | Nick (kmkhami) | 94.50 | 97.2% | 2023-11-30 |
| 5828. | Kanzi (kanziness) | 94.50 | 96% | 2015-08-16 |
| 5829. | not gammoron (gammoron) | 94.50 | 98% | 2018-10-16 |
| 5830. | Jay (hellhunter) | 94.49 | 97% | 2017-08-26 |
| 5831. | cliff (jerjerfly) | 94.49 | 96% | 2021-06-10 |
| 5832. | Neel (neel19) | 94.49 | 98% | 2022-03-04 |
| 5833. | Marasy (marasy8) | 94.48 | 95% | 2020-01-14 |
| 5834. | Lumineux (lumineux9666) | 94.48 | 98% | 2021-03-24 |
| 5835. | Improving (mrsleeves) | 94.48 | 97% | 2021-02-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |