As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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16396. | MinetasticAR (minetasticar) | 64.75 | 95% | 2019-12-21 |
16397. | Adarsh (adarsh1001) | 64.75 | 98% | 2018-08-23 |
16398. | Tuxedolphin (librathecat) | 64.74 | 94% | 2021-08-24 |
16399. | Mario (fast_as_fucc_boi) | 64.74 | 96% | 2022-02-12 |
16400. | wango (wango) | 64.74 | 94% | 2020-08-19 |
16401. | harcipulyka (harcipulyka) | 64.74 | 96% | 2021-10-25 |
16402. | kl1p (kl1p) | 64.74 | 90% | 2017-04-24 |
16403. | co-pilot (keyboardlogger) | 64.73 | 97% | 2023-02-02 |
16404. | Joshua (joshjoseph97) | 64.73 | 97% | 2020-08-25 |
16405. | Blur (dunkrius) | 64.73 | 88% | 2016-05-06 |
16406. | Ninaad (saklas_33) | 64.72 | 95% | 2022-04-20 |
16407. | Fadil (fadililham306) | 64.72 | 95% | 2022-06-06 |
16408. | Hongwei (doctor_189) | 64.72 | 97% | 2020-02-04 |
16409. | ▬|═══ﺤ (vikas112) | 64.71 | 97% | 2022-04-25 |
16410. | Zeke (syncorex) | 64.71 | 91% | 2016-07-15 |
16411. | Quico (kkoo18) | 64.71 | 95% | 2023-05-09 |
16412. | max (maxlauth) | 64.70 | 98% | 2023-01-23 |
16413. | Schindler (7schindler) | 64.70 | 98.4% | 2021-02-12 |
16414. | Jose (hoxe) | 64.70 | 97% | 2019-09-14 |
16415. | André (pitoun) | 64.70 | 93% | 2016-11-20 |
16416. | Anton (arbfm) | 64.70 | 92% | 2017-01-20 |
16417. | Sarah (sarahmarie711) | 64.69 | 97% | 2022-04-22 |
16418. | c'mon man (gabe777) | 64.69 | 98% | 2022-05-03 |
16419. | Stebla (yama_ste) | 64.69 | 95% | 2015-04-23 |
16420. | para (arapara) | 64.68 | 93% | 2022-09-01 |
16421. | marli (marliii) | 64.68 | 97% | 2022-12-02 |
16422. | Erik (dephoenix) | 64.68 | 97% | 2017-06-18 |
16423. | Wolferwow (baime) | 64.68 | 97% | 2017-06-05 |
16424. | royal sac (royalsac) | 64.67 | 98% | 2021-07-20 |
16425. | tstats[alexander98] (alexan... | 64.67 | 96% | 2021-12-14 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |