So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5705. | (allie_baba) | 96.24 | 94% | 2012-09-12 |
| 5706. | carson (carson16666) | 96.23 | 97% | 2017-09-20 |
| 5707. | (gnerkyo) | 96.23 | 96% | 2012-12-02 |
| 5708. | Daikaigan (daikaigan) | 96.22 | 99% | 2020-11-23 |
| 5709. | (rockpile) | 96.22 | 99% | 2018-12-04 |
| 5710. | Tom (sentokuyamato) | 96.21 | 97.3% | 2023-11-03 |
| 5711. | (speedking_md) | 96.21 | 98% | 2021-01-09 |
| 5712. | Luka (m4niac) | 96.21 | 97% | 2022-11-16 |
| 5713. | Thomas (complexqt) | 96.21 | 92% | 2016-02-21 |
| 5714. | (typingslowly) | 96.20 | 98% | 2018-07-05 |
| 5715. | (teeroy) | 96.20 | 98% | 2018-06-15 |
| 5716. | sidm (sidm) | 96.20 | 95% | 2016-03-04 |
| 5717. | (pacific) | 96.20 | — | 2008-11-20 |
| 5718. | (anarchyao) | 96.19 | 91% | 2012-11-18 |
| 5719. | mb3awi (emptybox34) | 96.19 | 97% | 2020-12-30 |
| 5720. | (coolguybro) | 96.19 | 93% | 2016-09-07 |
| 5721. | DrApe (howardshan) | 96.18 | 98% | 2014-06-19 |
| 5722. | Stunningham (bobsmiley86) | 96.18 | 98% | 2011-11-07 |
| 5723. | (yelxuh) | 96.18 | 99% | 2021-06-29 |
| 5724. | (dyoshida) | 96.18 | 92% | 2017-01-12 |
| 5725. | (chemistryx) | 96.18 | — | 2009-03-14 |
| 5726. | Engr Ghulam (abbas12) | 96.18 | 99% | 2015-03-22 |
| 5727. | (perkyblackchick) | 96.17 | 97% | 2014-02-26 |
| 5728. | (lmonington) | 96.16 | 94% | 2015-07-23 |
| 5729. | (mavis_beacon) | 96.16 | — | 2008-12-01 |
| 5730. | Salmon (pillowend) | 96.15 | 97% | 2017-06-04 |
| 5731. | (shynobipwnz) | 96.15 | 93% | 2013-02-09 |
| 5732. | (noquiterino) | 96.15 | 95% | 2017-04-17 |
| 5733. | (theonetrueindigo) | 96.14 | 95% | 2021-08-25 |
| 5734. | (mattcamgolf) | 96.14 | 98% | 2016-01-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |