Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10556. | (gibbas) | 84.46 | 89% | 2014-04-11 |
| 10557. | (lieath) | 84.46 | 94% | 2017-03-22 |
| 10558. | (scambl) | 84.46 | 94% | 2012-01-20 |
| 10559. | (griffgriffgriff) | 84.45 | 94% | 2017-02-11 |
| 10560. | (trash1213) | 84.45 | 95% | 2017-04-29 |
| 10561. | (xexsilium) | 84.45 | 98% | 2014-02-04 |
| 10562. | (erokage) | 84.45 | 97% | 2021-04-17 |
| 10563. | (micbran) | 84.45 | 95% | 2015-12-09 |
| 10564. | (killerfox1212) | 84.45 | 91% | 2015-11-03 |
| 10565. | (kawahal) | 84.45 | 96% | 2017-08-01 |
| 10566. | Cody (icody_bot) | 84.45 | 98% | 2012-03-12 |
| 10567. | (mishen) | 84.45 | 93% | 2013-02-28 |
| 10568. | (jonjonleprechaun) | 84.45 | 88% | 2017-02-12 |
| 10569. | (twelve12) | 84.44 | 96% | 2018-04-16 |
| 10570. | (shrutisuresh605) | 84.44 | 96% | 2012-06-22 |
| 10571. | (tjmck) | 84.44 | 97% | 2020-10-31 |
| 10572. | (fullcircle360) | 84.43 | — | 2008-10-18 |
| 10573. | (howardpeckerman) | 84.43 | 98% | 2013-09-16 |
| 10574. | (waff13cak3) | 84.43 | 98% | 2017-07-07 |
| 10575. | (xxdeathcorexx) | 84.43 | 97% | 2012-10-04 |
| 10576. | (raz3124) | 84.43 | 98% | 2022-02-23 |
| 10577. | (pivotwind) | 84.43 | 96% | 2015-02-23 |
| 10578. | (rrooyy) | 84.43 | 97% | 2021-12-24 |
| 10579. | (dapr5483) | 84.43 | 97% | 2023-02-13 |
| 10580. | (gaga) | 84.42 | — | 2008-10-20 |
| 10581. | (silvereyed) | 84.42 | — | 2009-10-23 |
| 10582. | (torivega) | 84.42 | 97% | 2012-08-09 |
| 10583. | (brunopluto) | 84.42 | 94% | 2016-05-07 |
| 10584. | (chisa) | 84.41 | — | 2011-04-07 |
| 10585. | (robinbastard) | 84.41 | 94% | 2011-09-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |