So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12363. | kaylee (kayleee_p) | 81.12 | 97% | 2023-01-24 |
| 12364. | Sean (watakawatanaka) | 81.12 | 94% | 2016-11-03 |
| 12365. | Morin (lordgroovy) | 81.12 | 96% | 2022-05-09 |
| 12366. | Jiong Yang (yangfoo) | 81.12 | 98% | 2022-04-15 |
| 12367. | Dvorak (dvoraktrainer) | 81.12 | 95% | 2016-03-17 |
| 12368. | RAAM (raam_d_prince) | 81.11 | 97% | 2022-08-06 |
| 12369. | fratelecarol (fratelecarol) | 81.11 | 96% | 2021-10-28 |
| 12370. | Colozuz (erickjulvan) | 81.11 | 94% | 2016-01-08 |
| 12371. | Shaikh Aman (dude0dude) | 81.11 | 98% | 2013-10-16 |
| 12372. | Shayan (shayan98) | 81.11 | 96% | 2017-02-07 |
| 12373. | Angélica (angie10410) | 81.11 | 98% | 2015-03-14 |
| 12374. | Ez (rxted) | 81.10 | 94% | 2016-04-28 |
| 12375. | Gascoigne (correctionhaha) | 81.10 | 94% | 2020-01-14 |
| 12376. | Chloe (c_stvr) | 81.10 | 97% | 2022-11-25 |
| 12377. | Leah (leahlimcangco) | 81.10 | 94% | 2014-08-27 |
| 12378. | JoshAlfred (joshalfred) | 81.10 | 97% | 2012-10-23 |
| 12379. | road_to_90wpm (how_to_type_... | 81.09 | 97.7% | 2023-09-03 |
| 12380. | Reset (probably_a_noob) | 81.09 | 97% | 2022-05-21 |
| 12381. | David (dtnero) | 81.09 | 98% | 2021-10-06 |
| 12382. | david (spartan5127) | 81.09 | — | 2010-01-01 |
| 12383. | imbad (imbad789) | 81.08 | 96% | 2022-02-16 |
| 12384. | Big (big_mashawi) | 81.08 | 96% | 2022-04-25 |
| 12385. | rngy (rngy) | 81.08 | 96% | 2017-08-06 |
| 12386. | Afif (afifmemon) | 81.07 | 94% | 2015-12-10 |
| 12387. | Kushal (mack_spicyhunks) | 81.07 | 96% | 2011-05-22 |
| 12388. | l (ltippitytappity) | 81.06 | 96% | 2020-02-28 |
| 12389. | Leah-Kate (sigma_phi_delta) | 81.06 | 95% | 2016-08-01 |
| 12390. | (weeping_weeblet) | 81.06 | 95% | 2023-04-01 |
| 12391. | Michael (lastobelus) | 81.06 | 99% | 2021-11-10 |
| 12392. | Ariffin (ariffin) | 81.06 | 96% | 2022-11-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |