Before I was famous I had a whole bunch of jobs where all I needed was boots. People would look right past me, or if they did look at me, it was with a mean look. But when I got famous, people would look at me and smile and wonder where they knew me from. If they flat-out recognized me, they'd laugh and dance like they'd won a prize, and I'd just stand there and smile and feel warmth from their love. So the fame made the world, which is a real cold place, a little less cold.
—from Based on a True Story: Not a Memoir, a book by Norm Macdonald
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4993. | deccanistani (deccanistani) | 97.34 | 98.4% | 2024-01-16 |
| 4994. | Andrew (patatoed) | 97.34 | 96% | 2022-03-29 |
| 4995. | Emmy (emilyelaine) | 97.34 | 98.2% | 2024-03-08 |
| 4996. | sami (sami66) | 97.33 | 97% | 2021-06-12 |
| 4997. | e (lksadjflasjdf) | 97.33 | 96% | 2023-02-20 |
| 4998. | A.H.M. (arceen) | 97.33 | 98.6% | 2023-09-28 |
| 4999. | Robert (magicnanner) | 97.32 | 97% | 2023-04-16 |
| 5000. | Eicy (eicymores) | 97.32 | 96.2% | 2023-10-23 |
| 5001. | Opecks! (opecks) | 97.32 | 97.3% | 2024-06-26 |
| 5002. | TeKla (tekla44) | 97.31 | 98% | 2022-06-30 |
| 5003. | Arga (argasaragih) | 97.31 | 98% | 2023-04-10 |
| 5004. | cole (coldmak) | 97.30 | 96% | 2024-09-21 |
| 5005. | Cameron (cameronicheese) | 97.29 | 95% | 2021-11-20 |
| 5006. | Frankly (auntybob) | 97.29 | 97% | 2020-05-05 |
| 5007. | delete (21037102912937) | 97.28 | 98.4% | 2025-04-04 |
| 5008. | Jimmy (zen529) | 97.28 | 99% | 2021-03-26 |
| 5009. | Jon (ultrabruhmoment) | 97.27 | 98% | 2020-03-18 |
| 5010. | Ding (hotline_ding) | 97.27 | 97% | 2020-04-03 |
| 5011. | 😈 (topthis) | 97.27 | 99% | 2022-01-14 |
| 5012. | serene (serene88life) | 97.26 | 96.9% | 2024-08-02 |
| 5013. | Kageno (kagenou) | 97.26 | 97% | 2023-03-20 |
| 5014. | EscapeVelocity (escapeveloc... | 97.24 | 97% | 2023-10-02 |
| 5015. | Osama (osama_alkhodairy) | 97.23 | 97% | 2024-02-19 |
| 5016. | Q (obokui) | 97.23 | 95% | 2022-07-08 |
| 5017. | Connor (bbust) | 97.22 | 96.7% | 2024-01-04 |
| 5018. | Get (get_out) | 97.22 | 97% | 2025-04-28 |
| 5019. | trqvcr (trqvcr) | 97.22 | 97.5% | 2024-12-01 |
| 5020. | yoyokeepitup (keepitup) | 97.22 | 96% | 2021-11-21 |
| 5021. | Exhorder (exhorderx) | 97.22 | 98% | 2023-01-11 |
| 5022. | Hi (vcorezz) | 97.22 | 98% | 2024-05-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 26,014 | 92.05 | February 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 21 | 105.91 | February 26, 2021 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 73.63 | July 29, 2023 |